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TURD THE UNHOLY

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About Me

MY ORIGINAL BIRTH WAS SOME 77 SEXTILLION EONS AGO THROUGH THE JAGGED WOMB OF A ZOMBIE CRACKWHORE (HAPPY MOTHERS DAY) I SPENT THE FIRST FEW THOUSAND YEARS OF MY EXISTENCE ECHOING MY OWN FLATULENCE IN THE LOCAL NEBULA. THEN AROUND MY 7,220TH BIRTHDAY MY MOTHER BOUGHT ME MY FIRST KATANA. OH THE DAYS I SPENT GUTTING SPACE COWS AND CIRCUMCISING SPACE BABIES, THEN AROUND MY 14,709TH BIRTHDAY I LEFT HOME TO JOIN THE N.O.P (NECRO OPIUM PIRATES)A RENEGADE BROTHERHOOD OF JUNKIES AND COSMIC MURDERERS, I FIT RIGHT IN. FOR YEARS I RAPED,SKINNED,IMMOLATED AND SKULL-FUCKED, AND IN THE EVENING WE WOULD SMOKE OUR DRUGS AND FUNNEL PARTY LIQUOR. BUTT SOON I GREW WEARY OF KILLING INSIDE THE BOX, SO I NUKED MY ZOMBIE CONRADS IN A BLAST OF NAPALM AND GIBLETS,INADVERTENTLY CREATING EARTH. LETS SEE, WHAT ELES. I MET MY FIRST WIFE SELLING ORGANS IN HONG KONG, AND BEFOR I SNORTED HER BRAIN OUT THROUGH HER NOSE WITH A SILLY STRAW WE WERE INSEPARABLE,LITERALLY. WE SEWED OURSELVES TOGETHER AT THE GENITALS.NOW AND DAYS I SPEND MY TIME IN A WHIRLWIN OF MURDER,DRUG ABUSE AND UNPROTECTED NECRO-SEX. AND IN CLOSING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THERE IS NO GOD, WELL NOT ANYMORE, A FEW CENTURIES AGO I CUT OFF HIS ARMS AND LEGS AND HUNG HIM AS A MISTLETOE. AND AS FOR SATAN, HE IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY COOL GUY, HE JUST CAN'T HOLD HIS BOOZE.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

IT DOSN'T MATTER IN THE SLIGHTEST, IN TIME YOU WILL ALL GROVEL ON SEVERED STUMPS AND SUCK MY MAGGOT ROD.

My Blog

ADICTION,BLOODLET AND A THIRD WORD WAR

SWEET JESUS ON A BROILING RAKE,ITS BEEN QUITE A YEAR! I MUST ADMIT, FROM INSTIGATING THIRD WORD GENOCIDE,TO SELLING METH IN FRONT OF THE LOCAL REHABS,I'M FUCKING DRAIND. BUTT TIME WAITS FOR NO GO...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:12:00 GMT

BACK FROM THE COFFIN-REALM

Greetings my loyal herpes and herpets,  i've just returned from my warping corpse tour. for the past 2 months i've been buried to the balls in carcass, in an attempt to make necrophilia the next ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:26:00 GMT

THIS WEEK IN GENOCIDE VOL.3

This week in Genocide, i have introduced skull-fucking to the people of belgium, and i dare say it will be bigger than waffles. while picking a dead hockers pocket, i decided to wet my maggot rod...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:30:00 GMT

this week in genocid vol.2

this week in genocide, the u.s navy located my off shore methlab somewhere on the cost of madagascar. after picking off a few navy seals from the bastion of the methlab, they responded in kind by bomb...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:45:00 GMT

TEARS OF THE IGNORANT

TOP OF THE MORNING TO ALL YOU LEACHES AND PORN JUNKIES OUT THERE IN CYBERLAND. I CUM TO YOU TODAY WITH NOTHING BUTT HATRED FOR YOUR ENTIRE DOUCHE SUCKING CIVILIZATION. FOR CENTURIES I'VE WATCHED YOU F...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:54:00 GMT

THIS WEEK IN GENOCIDE VOL.1

THIS WEEK IN GENOCIDE, I HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE ASHTRAYS OUT OF THE PELVIC BONES OF THE ENTIRE AUSTRALIAN ARMY. THE CONFLICT BEGAN WHEN A GROUP OF SCHOOL CHILDREN URINATED ON ME WHEN I WAS JERKING OFF ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:53:00 GMT

aids

today commemorates the anniversary of me creating aids, a few decades ago i was somewhere in south africa dry humping the carcass of a dead ostridge. then around 2 years later a group of scientists ap...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 23:24:00 GMT