God

People call me by many names; Jehovah, Allah, Father, Yahweh, Adoni, Elohim, Ahura Mazda, Hashem, ECT...But most call me God. I've been around since before "The Beginning". I'm a pretty nice guy when you get to know me. But be warned I do have a bit of a temper. A lot of People think that Evolution and science disproves my existence. But see if you got to read the full Bible you’d know that I made several humanoid creatures before I settled on Adam and Eve. And the thing you call the big bang I called "Let there be light." Anyways. Acknowledge me, Treat others as you want to be treated, be good and we'll get along fine. Oh and to let you know I’m very busy you're not the only planet I have to watch over you know. So sometimes my responses to prayers are slow and some time the answers are just no.