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About Me

Profile of Human Unit, Subtype AB+, Variegated prototype 5 of 6, female.

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Easily distracted by daydreams and shiny ideas. Prefers solitary pursuits, but also the company of plants and animals. Avoids detection. Frequently found with nose in book. Shows strong interest in abstract concepts. Obsessed with coffee. Detests shoes. Accomplished green thumb. Born with no name in an assumed life in an assumed town to a woman with an assumed name. Is not shocked easily...take it as a challenge. Prone to ramble. Suffers from unnatural obsession with bubble wrap. Also has unnatural lineoleum fetish. Loves to make others laugh. Runs with scissors and other sharp objects. Can be highly sarcastic. [Insert your opinion here.] Metamorphosis in all forms.

key words: eclectic, reclusive.

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Those with scars on their hearts and love in their eyes are truly the most beautiful spirits in the world. --jax4java, April 2008

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Your Aura is Violet
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!
The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say
Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony
Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach What Color Is Your Aura?Layout made by

My Interests

fam, One, the other side, photography, art, music, dance, writing, medical marijuana rights, sci-fi, SCA, books, gardening, paganism, freaks, geeks, movies, medieval period, daydreaming, anything odd or weird.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Yes, please.

Movies:

Wizard Of Oz, Clockwork Orange, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Princess Bride, 200 Motels, MirrorMask, most sci-fi

Television:

Doctor Who, NOVA, The Bugaloos, Ghost Hunters, Scooby Doo, most sci-fi

Books:

Sci-Fi, textbooks (admitted geek), Mineralogy and Petrology books, art, poetry, philosophy, rare and hard to find texts. I find the Universe and experience to be better teachers in spiritual realms, not a fan of these books.

Heroes:

Wonder Woman...what girl wouldn't want to have a lasso?

Joy from The Bugaloos

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, totally worn out and screaming, "Woo Hoo! what a ride!"--unknown

My Blog

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 11: Ordering Take-Out

Sometimes my Brunette Self is afraid to order anything with Blonde Spouse, fearing disgruntled food service workers may spit in my food in frustration with the order. We roll up to the or...
Posted by Jax on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:44:00 PST

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 10: Painting the Fence

A few years ago we installed a 6 foot tall wooden privacy fence in our backyard and drowned it in clear sealer. Sadly, only two years later, it needed to be re-sealed. The original seale...
Posted by Jax on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:19:00 PST

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 9: Urinal Soap

We went camping for my friend's "21 again" birthday, in which our usual campsite had been closed. We found ourselves, begrudgingly, at a new site hosting no water but a port-a-potty. As O...
Posted by Jax on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 05:58:00 PST

Chronicles of My Life With a Blonde, part 8: Laundry Logic

Blonde spouse begins to throw all colors of laundry and white into washer. He only fills it 1/4 full and proceeds to turn the wash water to large load. Brunnette self, water conscious, asks what...
Posted by Jax on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:43:00 PST

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 7: "The Jenga Fire"

Blondes + Lamp Oil + "Fire From Space!" = Part 7, of Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde: "The Jenga Fire."Whilst camping this weekend, Brunnette self ponders the sanity of what's she's about to ask o...
Posted by Jax on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:37:00 PST

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 4: "FASHION"

Blonde daughter presents herself in the a plaid Hello Kitty shirt and pink camoflauge shorts, gleefully informing me that blonde spouse of mine has selected this outfit for her. I wander into the room...
Posted by Jax on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:15:00 PST

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 6: "Baby Barricades"

With the birth of our daughter, my blonde spouse decided it was safest to 'contain' her in one room while he cooked dinners. Each night I would come home, be unable to open the door...knock and ...
Posted by Jax on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:26:00 PST

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 5: "Banned From PowerTools"

Blonde spouse, "I think I'll change that burnt out light bulb in the bedroom light fixture."Brunette self mumbles, "Let me make sure we're current on the health insurance."Blonde spouse disappears int...
Posted by Jax on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:21:00 PST

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 3: "Drunk Driver"

On the freeway, blonde spouse is driving and brunnette self notices we are now weaving back and forth in our lane. Brunnette self looks over at blonde spouse, who is gleefully chugging a Henry W...
Posted by Jax on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:09:00 PST

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 2: "Paying Bills"

Brunette self: "The check to pay the Home Depot bill is right by the door."Blonde spouse: "Ok."Brunette self: "Do you have your Home Depot card?"Blonde spouse: "S***!"(Bedroom, bathroom and kitchen ar...
Posted by Jax on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:06:00 PST