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{JUL 10} What should I say? I'm sitting on a park bench, stealing a wireless connection at 12:30 on my 33rd b-day. There are pigeons, and I hate pigeons.I like coffee. I like sex. I like poetry.I really don't know what to say. I'll change my mind later, I'm sure. {OCT 27} Nope. I got nothing. {NOV25} I think I got something- I like some stuff. I'm in my early 30's, finally grown up, and with one eye on the future and a death-grip on the past. I can be romantic, I can be relentless...but mostly, I'm just a guy who laughs and loves and lives. I'm a Geek by trade, a poet by disposition, a lover by inclination, and a fighter in desperation. Ta-da!. How you like me now? Was that too much? I never know...Do you have any piercings? DaAny tattoos? Da1. FAVORITE WORD Scrumtrulecent- "Brighter than the eyes of God" (will ferrel- snl skit paroding "inside the actors sutdio" w. Alec Baldwin.) and ????? ?????? ????????.2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? "How to win in the chess openings" by I.A.Horowitz, frmr. chess editor of the NYtimes and 3 time US open champion3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Uhm, my mouse?4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Chess, Star Fleet Battles and Sorry.5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Wired6. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh coffee, Malboros on a still day, weed, good whiskey, honeysuckle...a woman's skin just after sex...7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? teenagers (do they ALL smell bad?) burning circuitry (ever smell a burnt CPU?) collard greens8. FAVORITE SOUND? the 1st position Am chord on a guitar, a lover using the word "Fuck", a baby playing peacefully, the final crescendo note of the Beatles 'A day in the Life', the click of an active hard drive, my lover in the shower when she doesn't know she being watched9. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Knowing that you've blown it and there's nothing, i mean NOTHING, in the world that you can do to fix it. Terminus Zeta. Divide by Zero. Game over, man, Game over.10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Get outta my way! gotta peeeeee!!!!11. FAVORITE COLOR? Black until they make something darker, Royal Blue.12. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Who the hell calls me?13. FUTURE Child's NAME? Boy: Michael Alexander or Morgan Andrew Girls: got that covered- Whitney Leigh, Amy Christine and Kendall Victoria Michelle14. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Being superior to ones former self (it's kind of buhddist, but it applies.)15. FAVORITE FOODS? Basics- Meat. Soup. Fresh bread. Kalamata Olives. Coffee.16. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla, with toppings...see? thats how you make vanilla interesting...with toppings! and extra scoops...like try two, and if you can handle that, you can try waffle cones, and then three scoops and before you know it, there's a party in your mouth. (this is a complicated sexual metaphor, for those who don't get it. See, what you do is... you know what? never mind. go write your own porn.)17. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? My driving privileges are currently suspended in four states. What does that tell you?18. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. no.9. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? I was born during a storm. coolest thing evar.20. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1971 Plymouth Duster Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket21. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket (hint in the filename for all you non-uber hip types out there)22. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK Stoli Vanilla White Russian (and you'd better use real Kahluha and 1/2n1/2, too, punk!)23. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Sun, Moon and Venus all in Cancer24. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Broccoli? Isn't he the guy who made all the James Bond movies?25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Professional Gamer, Porn Star, Pool boy...World Dictator for Life, Super Spy for Hire. Geek to the Stars...cause I'd xcopy all their Kiddieporn and extort them. But I'd TAKE head of Apple's R&D department, if they ask me nicely.26. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? I am deathly allergic to hair dye.27. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Too many times, perhaps...but I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world28. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? WTF? WHO'S BEEN DRINKING MY DRINK? Oh, ONE of you bastards owes me a cocktail.29. FAVORITE MOVIE Uhm...I tell people I want to think I'm cool that Blade Runner is my favorite movie... but it's actually the Princess Bride.30. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? uhm, define right? i mean, i know QWERTY and DVORAK and CYRILLIC...31. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Lint. Carpet. Dead spiders. half a cheap, newsprint Belgian fetish fap mag (torn horizontally; i needed something to clean a monitor w. one night) and the loneliest tan sock in North America.32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER uhm, when most people ask, i usually just say 7 or 13...but the truth? the truth is my favorite number is 2702. I bet a dollar (and that about doubles my net worth, atm) that no one, not a single person who reads this, will know why. and Neal, if somehow, someways, in some unaccountably obscure sub-reality, you ever read this... Props. Hit me up next time you're in Seattle and I'll take you to the cool dives.33. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH Sex.34. FAVORITE SPORT TO PLAY Sex.35. SINGLE OR TAKEN I haven't done this dance in so long, I've forgotten its subtle, yet powerful serene, yet disciplined, graceful but passionate steps... Its beat, too, is foreign to me, Like a language learned in youth at grandpas knee and heard again on a bus, or a cafe, briefly. The music is too syncopated And my new shoes hurt as if my feet swelled with age an disuse So, yes, my dance card is currently empty.