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About Me

I currently play drums for When Life Has Ceased (whenlifehasceased.com or myspace.com/whenlifehasceased, Violent Intentions (the band formerly known as Donna's Breast Friends from Donnapalooza 2007!). I love porn, sex, voluptuous, dark and scary women, chimichangas, metal and punk (not radio friendly punk). Musical Influences: Neil Peart, Peter Criss, Gene Krupa, Dave Lombardo, Bill Ward, Keith Moon, Tony Laureano, John Bonham, Stewart Copeland, Vinny & Carmine Appice, Tommy Aldridge, Charlie "Charlie B" Benate, (more as I think of them) Personal Influences: Women of all sizes, shapes, and colors. Porn. Sex. Chimmichangas. Martial Arts. Extra Curricular activities *wink wink. Horror movies. Favorite Bands: Slayer, Destruction, Kreator, Morbid Angel, Nile, Black Dahlia Murder, Antiflag, Exploited, Suicidal Tendencies, Fear, The Damned, Dead Kennedy’s, Black Flag, Gammacide, Lamb of God, Misfits, Fang, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Marilyn Manson, Type O Negative, Orgy, Decapitated, Cannibal Corpse, Kiss, Dark Angel, Pestilence, Primus, (old) Metallica, (old) Anthrax, Former Bands/Side Projects: 1985 – Snowblind (Black Sabbath tribute band) 1987 – Hazardous Waste (Old School Thrash/Death Metal) 1988 – 1991: Malignancy (Technical Thrash/Speed Metal) 1991 – 1992: Comatose (Grindcore Metal) 1992 – 1993: North Side (Slow Groove Punk) 1993 - 1997: took a break from playing to study Martial Arts 1997 – 1998: League of Struggle (Punk/Metal Crossover) 1998 – 2004: XphyXia (Thinkin Man’s Metal) Side project mid 2004 – Early 2005: Nuclear Winter (Old School Metal Cover Band) Spring of 2005 – Present Day: When Life Has Ceased Side project Summer/Fall 2005: Gammacide (Original Thrash Band of the D/FW Metroplex) Fall 2006: I played for The Texas Metal Alliance while they auditioned permanent drummers. Spring 2007: I played for Donna's Breast Friends (musicians gathered from other local bands to play Donna's favorite metal songs at Donnapalooza 2007! and this band will re-form in the Fall of 2007) Fall 2007: Violent Intentions was formed from 'Donna's Breast Friends' (Cover tunes from bands such as Death, Pantera, Slayer, Sepultura, Carcass, Disencarnate, Morbid Angel and Suffocation.) Look for 2008's 'Ride For Dime' in August and catch Violent Intentions live! Favorite concert ever: Death (Spiritual Healing tour!!! Long live Chuck!!!), with Devastation and Malignancy, April 1990. Worst concert ever: Metallica (without James Hetfield!)

My Interests

Boobs, chimichangas, scary interesting people (outside my house), martial arts, drums, drums and more drums.

I'd like to meet:

The grays, Sam Dunn, Brendan Small, anyone that can get me a Sonar or Sabian endorsement

Music:

Nile, Lamb of God, Slayer, Mastodon, Destruction, The Misfits, Iron Maiden, Deicide, Death, Black Dahlia Murder, Suicidal Tendancies, Anti-Flag, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Fear, Rancid, The Damned, Sex Pistols, Exploited, Pestilence, Dark Angel, The Forsaken, Kreator, Exodus, Cradle of Filth, Satyricon, Ozzy/Black Sabbath,THE DOORS Suffocation, Exhorder, Dead Horse, (old) Metallica, Anthrax, Circle Jerks, The Clash, Judas Priest, KISS, Dethklok, Tub Ring, Beneath The Massacre, Decapitated, Gorgoroth,

Movies:

SLC Punk, American Werewolf in London, Van Helsing, X-Men, Spiderman, Harry Potter, Hellboy, LOTR trilogy, Star Wars trilogy, Excalibur, Shrek, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, The Howling, Evil Dead trilogy, Suspiria, Matrix trilogy, Gladiator, Blade trilogy, Office Space, Queen of the Damned, Jurassic Park trilogy, Snatch, This is Spinal Tap, Hellraiser, Heavy Metal-A Headbanger's Journey,

Television:

Justice League Unlimited, Trippin the Rift, Dragon Ball Z, The Simpson's, Metalocalypse, Dallas Stars Hockey,

Books:

Magazines: Score, Voluptuous, Swank, Hustler, Jugs, Big Ones, Plumpers, Black Booty

Heroes:

Geronimo,