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May I Introduce You To Hugh Hefner of Heavy Metal?

About Me

I run Caustic Truths and CausticTruths.com. It is a nationally distributed magazine that features heavy music, video games, movies, and the ilk that falls into our reader's interests. Insert humor here. I wanting to be wealthier than Bill Gates, I hope one day to take over a large movie company so that i can film about my everlasting ego that is too big for doorways at Fort Knox. I am also wanting T&A for my titles to make me hotter than Maxim. I will treat all with respect, dignity, and above all humor that they cannot resist. I am too sexy for my own good that I am in constant party mode 24/7. Good bye and have a nice day.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

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Richard Branson: The dude is cool, British (like me), party animal (like me), lots of $ (workiing on it), old (not me), chick magnet (like me), nice guy (like me), and so and so on!!

Music:

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Heroes:

old men like hugh hefner who has a girlfriend for each day of the week. no viagara needed here