guitar/bass/synthesizer/music/art/movies/hockey/indy racing formula one moto gp/rally racing/bikes/cars/travel/fucking myself and if not fucking you fucking peoples mothers and fucking the world playing guitar mostly and the occasional party/orgy
I'd like to meet:
roller derby girls your mother or your sister the girl next door your wife your girlfriend my girlfriends friends their friends as long as theyre girls who love girls that love boys that love girls that wont get me stabbed (R.I.P. walter)or a single group of girls with girls that hang out with other girls not the girls who dont like other girls even though i do like those girls and most other girls in general or the one girl for right here right now and people that are cool and stuff
other musicians
Music:
industrial/metal/hardcore/classic rock/psychedelic/electronic/punk/thrash/blues/jazz/jungle/dr
um&bass/surf guitar/instrumental music/music ahead of its time/synthetic ambience/abstract percussive beatings/evil heavy guitars/eerie chords/distorted demonic voicings/200 bpm/my music whatever the fuck anything that you can put a label on that does not play in elevators or grocery stores whatever demagraphic i happen to fall under pink floyd black sabbath led zeppelin the roots and influences of what i listen to today
Movies:
horror/gore/mystery/action/sci-fi/anime/porn(i wish porn had subtitles thatd be great)/comedy/drama(not too dramatic)/adventure/independent films/..ary/made for tv/fuk i dunno whatever people tell me to watch whatever i decide to subject myself to
Television:
korgoth of barbaria/south park/family guy/robot chicken/married with children/simpsons/SNLwhen it was good/chappell show/sopranos thank god they killed vito off fkn jerk keep that shit in the closet and off of my show/oh yes and i love the L word i watch it so i can learn how to make love like a woman so i can be that much more of a badass in the sack etc
Books:
hmm? do most of my reading in magazines and internet wait a minute i did read the oddesey of pink floyd and my side of the mountain oh ya and the time you dirty redneck fux tried to make me read huckleberry finn i never fkn read the damn thing fuQ i hated trying to make myself read that god awful fkn book
Heroes:
randy rhoads/roger waters/syd barrett/david lynch the director/al jourgenson/marilyn manson portait era/trent reznor/jimmy page/bob and david with mr show/david gilmour/korgoth/spawn/mike modano/oliver stone/les claypool/captain k/m j k/my grandfather/eric clapton/ozzy osbourne/(~V~) V for vendetta/pinhead/clive barker/vincent price/al lewis aka grandpa munster/jack nicholson the joker/rick wright/joey jordison/kinky freedman/gerald scarfe/bill leeb/rhys fulber/ogre/george lucas/les paul/dick dale/S.R.V./jimi hendrix/paul barker/adam jones/danny carey/mark knoppler/sam rami/matt & trey/cheech & chong/rodney dangerfield/sam kinison/alex grey/bill murry/dave brockie/jack kavorkian /ralfus from bloodsucking freaks/stephen king/kerry king/don king (only in america baby)elvis the king/martin luhter king/geddy lee besth bassth player ever/angus scrimm the tall man duh/bruce cambell ash/other kids fathers me being a bastard and all/tim leary/conan the barbarian/nolan ryan kinda waitin for him to pass on so my autographed bass ball will actually be worth some $$ /hunter s. thompson/I P. Freely/my mother for not aborting me gee thanx ma/madonna for real most cold blooded female in the industry/fire fighters are cool/skelletor of grey skull/bucket head/will ferrel/otep/leo fender /suicide girls/roller derby girls are fkn badass godamn i dont have all day you get the jist
