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Ruicidal

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About Me

.. I live for Metal. Yes, I am a METAL HEAD! However, I have a seditious side that must be fed hard&fast punk from time to time. As long as it's 'high energy', I'm happy. I collect Veterans, musicians, artists & just plain psychos and try to be their muse and or therapist. Same difference. and ONE MORE THING: I LIKE MY TV LOUD, MY BEER COLD AND MY HOMOSEXUALS FAAALAMIN! You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !
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My Interests

I couldn't live without music. Music is a MAJOR part of my life. And I can only sleep if there's a Simpson's tape playing in the bedroom. I just love noise I guess. ;-) Live music is the best rush there is. Fuck jumping off a cliff or climbing a mountain. Put me in front of a stage that has some talented musicians on it, they play loud and proud and the hairs stand up on my arms, nipples get hard, head get's a little dizzy. Total rush. I also enjoy a good party. Yes, there are such things as bad parties. Like if your man's ex shows up right when you're having a blast with your friends, just getting a nice buzz on and the buzz kill bitch shows up. I mean, you keep partying, but you know you have to stay 'frosty', just in case today's the day you commit your first murder. I enjoy Soap Operas. I've learned a lot from soaps. They give me insight to normal people. And by normal, I mean the people who live the way society dictates. I enjoy a challenge. Like when a friend comes to me with some serious mental problems. I enjoy helping them disect it, analyze the fuck out of it and lay out their options. I'm a realist in that way. I like lunch dates. If i meet a friend on my day off, we end up eating mexican food and drinking margaritas and have to call someone to come get us and take us home, or to go get pie. Pie is good. Coconut Cream is my absolute favorite pie. I can almost have an orgasm eating a really good coconut cream pie. I like taking someone elses kids to the zoo. I tape hours of Headbanger's Ball &animation with no commercials. (hence the amount of Simpsons tapes to sleep to) Bonding with the girls. There's nothing like a good old gab session with the chicks. I like banging my head. I enjoy a little self inflicted whiplash from time to time like any self respecting metal head. I dig antiquing. That was me & mom's kick, she's gone, so I'm currently accepting applications for a new antiquing bud. I collect gargoyles and mermaids. I like to give people presents and/or parties. I like getting free beers when I come to see your band play. (hint, hint) Being ALIVE! Life rocks! And it's too damn short. I mean, it'd be just right if you didn't have to work for a living, right? Just hang out with your friends and be able to get whatever you need. Maybe some day. (see my counter)

I'd like to meet:

Other metal heads, punks, fellow control freaks and over achieving drama queens, Dave Mustaine, Jay & Silent Bob, Joel from 'The Soup', Marilyn Manson, Tom Araya's wife, Grace Slick, Dio, Bruce Campbell, Charlie Sheen, Elizabeth Hurley, Sam Dunn, my biological father (yes! i'm a bastard!), a car that is powered by human excrement.

Music:

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Movies:

Any Batman (gay or not), Evil Dead 1&2 & o.k. Army of Darkness too (Bruce is just so cute), The 'Burbs (I know, but I LOVE that movie!), Repo Man, Suspiria, Spun, Blair Witch 2 Book of Shadows, Daughters of Satan, Countess Dracula, SLC Punk, Serial Mom, Harry Potter, X-Men, Spider Man, Dare Devil, Decoys, Clerks, LOTR (even the animated 'The Hobbit'), not to mention Lord of the G-string (Dildo Saggins tee hee), MIB I&II, This is Spinal Tap, Detroit Rock City, Time Bandits, those Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movies (those are so ate up), Addams Family, Star Wars, Cleopatra, Little Nicky, Hardware, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Night Breed, Catwoman, Monster, Snatch, Zardoz, Wizards, Fritz the Cat, The Wedding Crashers, Heavy Metal-A Headbanger's Journey, Monster House, Click, Frightnight,

Television:

I'm a very diverse TV watcher. The Simpson's, Scrubs, MXC, Extreme Dodgeball, Headbanger's Ball, Jimmy Neutron, Sponge Bob Squarepants, The Batman, Justice League Unlimited (new season coming?), The Soup, Two and a Half Men, Fairly Odd Parents, How I met Your Mother, Metalocalypse, any UFO or crop circle show, any Loch Ness or Bigfoot show, any Ghost Hunting show, any Vampire documentary, any show about witches. I like those '100 most metal moment' shows on VH1 or 100 most this and that. They are like a train wrecks that I can't stop looking at. Hockey, don't forget hockey. GO STARS!!

Books:

I don't read much any more, it tires out my eyeballs, but my favorites from when I did was:Stephen King (Gerald's Game was the sickest!), Clive Barker (The Great and Secret Show, Weaveworld), Dean R. Koontz, of course The Hobbit & LOTR when I was but a lass.

Heroes:

MY MOM (R.I.P. 3/24/07-SHE WAS STRONG TO THE END)Batman, Homer Simpson, Elizabeth Hurley, Kare Bare, people that can out party me (Bruce Corbitt did this ONE TIME and he won't let me live it down, so here's me admitting it to the world! BRUCE CORBITT IS MY HERO!) love ya bc! ;-)

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My Blog

THE POOL IS OPENED!

SO WE HAD A POOL PARTY FROM 2PM-2AM YESTERDAY AND IT WENT WONDERFULLY!  THANKS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO HELPED WHETHER THEY BROUGHT FOOD, BEER, COOKED, CLEANED, MADE SURE THE KIDS DIDN'T DROWN OR JU...
Posted by Ruicidal on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!

HAS BEEN GOING ON PEOPLE????  I HAVEN'T CHECKED ON ANYONE IN QUITE SOME TIME.  I'VE BEEN BUSY SUCKIN CORPORATE AMERICA'S TEAT AND LOSIN A LITTLE PIECE OF MY SOUL EACH AND EVERY DAY, BUT I RE...
Posted by Ruicidal on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

POETRY

???????????????????????????????????????????????? Here is the poem I wrote for my mom's 'celebration of life'.  I kept it short and sweet. A MOTHER. A FRIEND. THERE FOR ALL. TO THE END. SELFLESS,...
Posted by Ruicidal on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:24:00 PST