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Guytano

I bring the FUN back in funeral!

About Me

10" foot, 150 lbs., 16" neck, 5'8 tall, bipolar, brown carpet, brown drapes, brown eyes, carnivorous, coffin maker, collector, creative, dank sense of humour, dark dry whit, democrat, eccentric, exboyfriend, exhibitionist, extroverted, homo, hung, sleep in a casket, imaginative, intelligent, inventive, Italian and Portuguese, love the smell of plastic flowers in mausoleums, love cemeteries, model, nocturnal, nudist, omnivorous, open-minded, pervy, poet, pro-choice, punny, romantic (hopeless), sentient, sexually versatile, talkative, uncut...

My Interests

action figures, BARE FEET, b-movies, BATS, black fingernails, black widow spiders, BODINGTONS PUB ALE, cabernet, CAFFREY'S DRAUGHT CREMÉ ALE, calla lilies, CASKETS, cemeteries, chenille, clawfoot bathtubs and furniture, COFFINS, COMPUTERS, conversations with dogs, creepy stuff, CRYPTS, Disney's HAUNTED MANSION, FERRETS, flannel, flip-flops, FORESKIN, FÜNerals, ghost stories, goth clothes, goth music, gothic period, GUINNESS DRAUGHT ALE, haunted houses, hearses, horror films, imagination, intellect, inventing, italian greyhounds, jackboots, KILTS, long fingers, long hair, long letters, long toes, loyal friends, mausoleums, merlot, mohawks, mold green, MUSIC, nudists, nude beaches, nude hikes, open minds, overt sense of humour, photoshop, piano players, PIERCINGS, positive attitudes, POURNE, power-tools, public nudity, puns, questioned authority, red heads, reptiles, sandals, sawdust, sentiency, sexually versatile men, shaved heads, shrouds, side burns/lamb chops, skinny dipping, spider webs, TATTOOS, Tim Burton, TOES, TOMBS, toys, UK pubs, victorian period, WHIPPETS...

I'd like to meet:

Anthony Hopkins, Angelica Houston, Trent Reznor (again!), Gris Grimly (again!), Roman Dirge...

Music:

Alternative, Indie _____, Goth, Rock-a-Billy, New Wave, Grunge, Classical, Classical Country, Ambient, Trance... Peter Murphy, Stranglers, XTC, Rufus Wainwright, The The (Matt Johnson), Cocteau Twins, Brian Eno, B-52’s, Smiths (Johnny Marr), Blasters, Suburban Lawns, Psychedelic Furs, Siouxsie, The Creatures, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Foo Fighters, Stan Ridgeway, Trent Reznor, Johnny Cash, PATSY CLINE, Soundgarden, CHRIS CORNELL, Nickelback, DAVE NAVARO, Johnny Hollow, Midnight Syndicate, Lycia, Dead Can Dance...

Movies:

THREE FAVOURITE ACTORS: ANTHONY HOPKINS, SIR ALEC GUINNESS, CHAD HUNT, ... BRAZIL, Murder By Death, NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, THE CORPSE BRIDE, Young Frankenstein, The Ritz, Matrix, Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, The Ring, Interview with a vampire, The Loved One, Harold & Maude, Ghost Story, Legacy, The Haunting, Mildred Pierce, Auntie Mame.

Television:

The Addams Family, The Munsters, Dark Shadows, Hogan’s Heros, Night Gallery, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Faulty Towers, Monty Python, The Simpson's, Star Trek Next Generation, Star Trek Voyager, Absolutely Fabulous, Home and Garden Television, Six Feet Under, The West Wing... that's about it. Don't watch TV much anymore.

Books:

Gray’s Anatomy. Illusions. Ivan Albright. The Big Book of Death. Hirschfeld, Art and Recollections from eight decades. ALEC GUINNESS - My Name Escapes Me, The Authorised Biography. ANGUS OBLONG - Creepy Suzie. When We Die. CHARLES ADDAMS - Homebodies, My Crowd, The World of Charles Addams. The Secret Art of Dr. Seuss. EDWARD GOREY - Amphigorey Also, Amphigorey Too, Amphigorey, Ascending Peculiarity: Edward Gorey on Edward Gorey, Cautionary Tales for Children, Donald Has Difficulty, Postcard Box, The Curious Sofa: A Pornographic Work by Ogdred Weary, The Doubtful Guest, The Epiplectic Bicycle, The Gashlycrumb Tinies, The Haunted Looking Glass: Ghost Stories, The Haunted Tea-Cosy: A Dispirited and Distasteful Diversion for Christmas, The Headless Bust, The Iron Tonic, The Other Statue, The Unstrung Harp, The Utter Zoo Alphabet. After The Funeral. GAVIN DILLARD - A Day for a Lay: A Century of Gay Poetry, Between the Cracks: The Daedalus Anthology of Kinky Verse, In the Flesh, My Life from Top to Bottom.

Heroes:

Aquaman, Anthony Hopkins, Tony Cupstid (My BEAST Friend), Jack Skellington, Toxic Boy, Hell Boy.