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About Me

The music starts and she hits it like someone threw a giant power switch, dashing out an electrified, kinetic and polished performance. The crowd goes wild and the tips start floating towards the stage and Ethylina Canne doesn't miss a single beat, making a respectful nod towards "Old School" standards by syncing flawlessly every syllable yet filling the rest of the picture with something quite different than your basic drag fodder. It's like drag but without the gay ghetto-ization or Thrift Town Syndrome." Don Baird, San Francisco Bay Times..... ....
I am a fierce looking, high impact, female illusionist who "does it" like no other when I'm on stage. When off stage, you can look, but don't touch, cause Mama DON"T play that game. I like to have sex as a man with another man....Got it? If I'm not performing magic, I tend to hang out with friends and my adorable Norfolk Terrier, Beyonce'. I live in the middle of no where, but soon will be hitting it down to Los Angeles to do make-up for the stars. I love to decorate, especially at Christmas, and I'm always a sucker for a good thrift store... ....

My Interests

I'm into too many things to list in this little tiny spot!.. width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is different, who has their act together, and can make me laugh. Oh....and Thierry Mugler and Liza Minnelli! ..

Music:

I like house music, or anything that has a good beat. I love Etta James, Patsy, Peggy Lee, and mostly any woman who can sing and really make you "feel it"!

Movies:

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, All That Jazz, The Wiz, You Can't Stop The Music, Cabaret, Auntie Mame, and Chicago

Television:

Celebrity Eye Candy, America's GOT Talent, My life on the D List, Housewives of OC, and Project Runway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Get Your Own

Books:

Any and All Jackie Collins novels!
Add Glitter to Pictures

Heroes:

Patrick Liptack and Liza Minnelli

My Blog

Ethyl in August AND September

August: Since Ethylina was so full of "Pride" in the month of July that she almost couldn't fit into any of her vintage Oleg Cassini gowns...she thought "what the hell, lets keep this shit goin!"...
Posted by Ethylina on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST

Ethyl In July....Can You Feel The PRIDE?

Ethylina is going to be so full of Pride in the month of July, she thinks she just might Pop!!!! Her "Pride" performances are as follows: San Luis Obispo Gay Pride Sunday, July 8th @ 3:30 pm on the M...
Posted by Ethylina on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:49:00 PST

Ethylina's Hollywood Debut

Ethylina will be your VIP Hostess at the Premier Engagement of "Society".....so please "Dress to Impress!" ...
Posted by Ethylina on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

"The late night...double feature...picture show!"

Back in the days of my carefree youth, I remember going to the "Double Feature" at the drive-in theater. It usually consisted of two films that were cheesy and funny, and it was an EVENT to...
Posted by Ethylina on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

Liza with a "E"

I have just returned from Las Vegas where I achieved another "Life Goal"! I saw Liza Minnelli in concert at the Luxor...Front Row!!! I was so close to her that I could actually see the spi...
Posted by Ethylina on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

I QUIT!

I know I've said this a million times, but seriously, this time it's for good! I have been taking the new "wonder pill" to quit smoking, and HONEY this shit really works. I'm on my 10th day with...
Posted by Ethylina on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

Ethyl in February

Ethylina will be in the "City of Angels" on Saturday February 3rd for a photo shoot in Beverly Hills for the soon to be web hot spot...."laklubkidz.com"...Who knew she would be a Club Kid again at the...
Posted by Ethylina on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

TRANNY on All My Children?

I recently read an article in "OUT" magazine about the Tranny character on "All My Children", played by Jeffrey Carlson, and really didn't think much about it till I saw it for my own eyes today. Even...
Posted by Ethylina on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST

Miss Meche

"They may not be as tall and slim as the models in Miss Universe. But the prostitues participating in Mexico City's Miss Meche had just as big smiles." "On Friday, 10 sex workers paraded around ...
Posted by Ethylina on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:48:00 PST

Ethyl in January

January 16th, 2007......Trannyshack SF! Ethylina takes to the Trannyshack stage once again to Celebrate Timmy Spence's Birthday, this time ushering in 2007 with "007", an evening of James Bond and sec...
Posted by Ethylina on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST