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Once again, there's a group of young people who cannot sit idly by after retaining such outrageous amounts of information that they have gathered all on curiousity alone. A barrage of sci-fi flicks, espionage movies, tales of the monster wave and the lonely surfer, the black cadillac from hell, feline microphones and government conspiracies gave way for these weirdos, to channel their TV's and radios into CLASS-438 blueprints for instrumental surf music.
Performed with Swiss accuracy, their "Live Audio Tests" have been well attended all over New Jersey, New York and Philadelphia. Hailed as a some sort of twisted garage, surf punk attack, the band's Field Agents (to include or not include any of the following: punks, goths, pukes, bikers, garage rockers, mods, hot rodders, burlesque dancers, prog rockers, FBI agents, horror geeks, sci-fi nerds, conspiracy theorists, the underwearwolves, scientists, comic book collectors and the creature with the black lingerie) are almost ever present at their shows, *erm* "Live Audio Tests". Driven by the need to spread the word about what they know, they give you a glimpse of what really isn't going on.
The band pulls heavy influences from The Ventures, Dick Dale, Davie Allen and The Arrows, Dead Kennedys, Agent Orange, Circle Jerks, The Cramps, Man or Astroman?, The Kinks, The Zombies, The Network, and The Bomboras.
The El-Paso Matter

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Video Info:
Video for The El-Paso Matter from the album "Secret Audio Suspense" by theUNIDENTIFIED. Featuring H.Bomb(vocals, guitar), ReconRob (bass) and The Agent (drums).
Video Credits: H.Bomb aka Victor Zero
© 2000-2007 theUNIDENTIFIED. All Rights Reserved. Skunkworks Records - H.Massarri BMI
Chemical-X

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This is an oldie but a goodie from 2002!
Featuring the original members, Dr.Poz (drums), Steve Paranoia (bass), Loni Activator (keyboards) and Victor Zero (guitar). Chemical-X was on the 4 song EP - 00.02EP which is now of out of print.
Video credits: Victor Zero aka H.Bomb
© 2000-2007 theUNIDENTIFIED. All Rights Reserved. Skunkworks Records - H.Massarri BMI

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/16/2004
Band Website: theunidentified.com
Band Members: H-Bomb
High Frequency Sonic Transmitter
438MHZ Vocal Projector

Recon Rob
Low Rumble Signal Displacement
235MHZ Vocal Deflector

XXX-XXXX
Metronomic Step Scientist
000MHZ Auto-Vocal Replicator
Influences: AllThingsSpy | AllThingsConspiracies | AllHorrorMovieSoundtracks | The X-Files | James Bond | Dead Kennedys | Bomboras | ManOrAstroman? | Guitar Wolf | Servotron | TheNetwork | DEVO | Hunchback! | DickDale | The Reverend Horton Heat | TheStrayCats | TheCreation | TheBeatles | TheSmallFaces | TheSonics | TheYardbirds | TheDescendents | Riverdales | CRASS | Bratmobile | TheMakers | BlackFlag | Samhain | Angry Samoans | Little Richard | The Degenerics | The International Noise Conspiracy | Reagan Youth | Angelo Badalamenti | Lalo Schiffrin | David Lynch | TheMummies |
Sounds Like: Conspiracy Rock.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

NOVEMBER 2007 UPDATE

(This post was edited and altered to meet secuirty compliance rules x-56, 22-se,sf,sk, and 4m.) QUESTION:The question of this year in the year of 2007 is, where the hell are we? what have we been doin...
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:31:00 PST

UPDATE APRIL 2007

(This post was edited and altered to meet secuirty compliance rules x-56, 22-se,sf,sk, and 4m.) The question of this new year of 2007 is, where the hell are we? what have we been doing? are we even ...
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

We're being watched

So with some impeding stuff that both Rob and HBomb are dealing with, somehow we've managed to attract attention to ourselves.  With that being said, we're going further underground and dropping ...
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:50:00 PST

OCTOBER 2006 Update

Two months since you last heard from us (me, H-Bomb). What can I say? I took a trip to South America and decided to research some rumors that I needed to confirm. All in all, I slipped past ...
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

Back to the Labs for the rest of the summer . . . . . . . .

Thanks to everyone that attended our June 23rd shows and many thanks again to Fish and to Mr. "El Hombre de Queso" Cheese. SO, for those of you at the show, you might have a rumor or 5,000....
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:43:00 PST

Two new songs

Right.  So, we have two new songs that we are currently practicing.  Some of you might recognize the names but the songs are entirely new.  Hopefully - we'll be able to have these...
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:12:00 PST

VIDEO SHOOT MARCH 10 2006

theFatman here.We're shooting  a VIDEO at "The Parlor" on March 10 - ( THIS FRIDAY ) and we're encouraging those who plan on going to the show to WEAR BLACK for the said VIDEO.  Sunglasses a...
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST

AATL Bulletin 012906-074N - Declassified

To : All Field AgentsSubject: File: AATL022906-074N - Security Breach - Declassification. Status: ClosedPriority: NormalStatus: DeclassifiedXXXXXXXX at the Austin Audio Test Labs (AATL) has been XXXXX...
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 04:16:00 PST

December News

We're off for the month of December and will be starting rehearsals in January. Be sure to stop by the store and pick up all your tools for your assignments. Will have more merchandise afte...
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:34:00 PST

NEW WEBSITE LAUNCHED

To : All Field Agents Subject: File: AATL10112005 - NEW WEBSITE LAUNCHED Status: NEW Priority: GREEN Status: PUBLIC Begin PGP Encryption Sequence: NEW WEBSITE LAUNCHED. The new "band" website was dep...
Posted by theUNIDENTIFIED. on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:25:00 PST