I am a bearded dragon with a hot Boflex bod and ripped scales. I like to kiss on the lips and eat bugs. I am very good at pooping where ever, whenever.
I am interested in eating expensive cheese, then pooping. I am also looking to hire a good tail cleaner. I am not a cat, I can't lick my tail.
I'd like to make out with Jillian Barberie and poop on her bed. I only add animals, so if you are a human that has been added to my page, I must have eaten too many worms that night. I do not care about rock bands and porno sluts that want to be my friend. I am a lizard. Go find some humans you jerks!
I listen to metal. But only when I'm pooping. Otherwise I don't listen.