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Lord Lizard

Do not question my actions.

About Me

I am a noble chinese water dragon, one of many who walk this Earth. I however, am different from your ordinary lizard, I am to one day become a god. Not long after my birth I was given a vision, telling me of my future glory. I must accomplish many tasks to achieve the status of a god, but that does not alter the fact that I one day shall become one. I am young but my intellect is far superior to that of the average creature, despite my age. I have a blessed wisdom, knowledge deeper than the human mind can comprehend. Unfortunately not every one seems to respect this. My human keepers do well in their tasks but do not give me the respect a god in training deserves. Even mocking me at times! But I suppose this is one of the many tests that I must pass to one day become a dragon god.

This guy will be wimp compared to me!

My Interests

eating, climbing, swimming, world domination, quantum physics, modeling

I'd like to meet:

Gods, fellow noble creatures, and those who seek knowledge and understanding.
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Television:

I only watch for purposes of studying the human culture.

Books:

I study ancient tomes far beyond the comprehension of mere humans.

Heroes:

Einstein, Alexander the Great, Ghengis Kahn, and my ancestor Ryujin.

My Blog

My Absence

Many of you may noticed my rather long absence. Well, I am posting this blog to fill you all in on the events leading to my disappearance.You see, I sustained an injury resulting from me trying to fly...
Posted by Lord Lizard on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:01:00 PST

Up the Stairs

With each passing day I become stronger, larger, and wiser. So with each day I must challenge myself further.   Recently I decided it was time for me to chart my way up the stairs, with absolutel...
Posted by Lord Lizard on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST

The Great Outdoors

I have been outside multiple times, except my keepers would keep me in a "travel cage". Today was the first day I got to actually roam about the grounds! I think they used to fear for the safety ...
Posted by Lord Lizard on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST

Trouble Maker

This evening, from high atop on my ivy tower, I gazed down upon my domain. Ah, yes, all seemed to be going well. Until, that is, I looked towards my chamber. That is when I witnessed this. ...
Posted by Lord Lizard on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST

I am not a happy lizard!

This morning while in deep contemplation on the inner workings of the universal introviatal mechanism, when one of my keepers decided to interrupt me. I understand that it was time for my morning meal...
Posted by Lord Lizard on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:39:00 PST