About Me
The hardest working Trashband in the Trashbusiness!
" i hate these gay fuckers! what are they??? women ?? men?? certainly not!
i wonder if they know themselves!"
fred durst, NME 10/2002
"lorena and the bobbits are a menace to society and should be eliminated
immediately!" dick cheney, washington post 9/2003
"i have never been, in my life to a concert louder and more terrible than
these "lorena and the...whatever"--girls. i can´t understand why all the
other people at the show seemed to like it!" rudolf schenker, MTV 11/2001
"my wife says since i saw them, i have never been the same." rudy
guilliani, New York Times 12/2002
"get out there and kick some ASS!!!" tura satana 9/2007
"lorena and the bobbits rocked some german butch style american rockabilly. punkrock! hank's hair was so cool!" lynn breedlove 10/2007
News...
Lorena and the Bobbits ride again!!!
A new daredevil has recklessly taken the vacant position of Bass-Lorena:
Marshall Bobbit, a formerly unknown cousin of the seventh degree, has come up from our extended inbreeding clan in southern Lousiana...and happens to hit the strings in a most satisfying way. So after just a little bit of torture he volunteered to comit himself entirely to this dangerous job. Remember: Three Lorenas already vanished into Black Holes!!!
With advice from above, we decided to play faster, louder and harder, so the Alien Forces would lay off him at least for a little while...
upcoming shows:
January 25th LIVE @ Poopsy Club at the West Germany // Berlin
February 16th LIVE @ White Trash Fast Food // Berlin (with Rae Spoon)
Be there or suffer!!!
IF YOU HAVE PHOTOS, VIDEOS OR LIVE RECORDINGS FROM OUR PAST SHOWS - PLEASE SEND THEM TO US AND WE WILL PUT THEM UP!!! THANKS!!!
Facts...
Lorena and the Bobbits started up in februar 2001 when a thunderbolt from the sky hit a former catholic virgin schoolgirl and turned her into to a full-on, ragin', rawkin an' a rollin' hillbilly butchdyke from hell!!!! YEEHAW!!! thank you, LORD ALLMIGHTY!!! Up to no good and not much later, Hank, the greasy croonin' crossdressin' cowboy, hooked up with the greasy drummin' an' a drinkin' menace-to-society and former inmate Miles, a step Hank to this day can not cease to regret. BUT... fate is evil and you can not escape your destiny, especially the destiny to WASTE YER LIFE ON A PUNKROCK CAREER...!!! Three's a company, so when they met up one moonless night in the Louisiana swamp with former satan-whorshippin' and "bikini-kill!!!"-screamin' Lorena, there was no stopping to this fatal and deathly mixture of 60ties Trashbeat, Deltablues, Girlschool and Slayer.
On a mission to give the world greasy hair and lonesome dykes at last a chance to catch up with some hot n' rumblin' music, three of their bassplayin' Lorenas were sucked into Black Holes by incredible Alien Forces, who envied the Band for their roarin', tube-screamin', deafenin' sound. After many shows in and out of space, they decided to vanish into the hellfires of Rock'n Roll in 2004, leaving nothing but a trace of burnt rubber and bloody hankerchiefs on the sidewalk. Their shows will forever be remembered legendary - turning straight girls into leather dykes, the floor into a dyke-moshpit, and men into estaticly cryin' an' a sobbin' lumbs of selfpitty.
AND NOW THEY'RE BACK... TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Releases:
-- Split 7" with Hollywood Babylon / Supi Records
-- Sampler "The Girls Can Dish It Out Too!" / Emancypunx
-- Sampler "Noc Walpurgii" (Anti-Homophobia Festival Warsaw) /Emancypunx
Due to excessive partying, we can't recall all our shows, but for sure we played these:
in Europe:
Noc Walpurgii - Anti Homophobia Festival Warsaw, Poland
Ladyfest Vienna
in Germany:
Swamproom Sixties Festival, Hannover
Skandia Bar, Hamburg
Gear Box, Braunschweig
Café Glocksee, Hannover
Summer Festival, Chemnitz
Black Fleck, Potsdam
in Berlin venues included:
Wild at Heart
White Trash Fast Food
Mudd Club
Roter Salon
Wiener Blut
Schokoladen
Supamolly
Hoppetosse
Insel
Ausland
Frittiersalon
Kreutziger Straßenfest
Schwarzer Kanal Queer Wagenplatz
