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Cal McDonald

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About Me

My name is Cal McDonald. I’m a private detective. I don’t handle cases most detectives handle because I don’t have that kind of luck. I deal with monsters and freaks and every dark, fucked up thing normal law won’t.

My Interests

I’m interested in killing freaks and staying alive.

I'd like to meet:

A reliable dealer and someone who isn’t fucking dead. I don’t even want to be here. This was Niles idea to promote his stupid little funny books about me. I think this place is a pedophile deathtrap.

Music:

BAD BRAINS, Clash, Ignition, Sex Pistols, Buckethead, Hank Williams, Ramones, GRAY MATTER, Neil Young, Beatles, Stones, Undertones, Iggy and the Stooges, Rezillos, Butthole Surfers, 999, Meat Puppets, MC5, Bad Mother Goose, Budgie, The Cramps, Damned, X-Ray Spex, Buzzcocks, Black Flag, Tool, Minor Threat, Rites of Spring, Motorhead, Fu Manchu, Misfits, Bastards of Science

Movies:

Movies? Who has time for movies? The city’s crawling with bloodsucking, flesh-eating freak-shows and you want to watch a movie?

Television:

Yeah, right.

Books:

CRIMINAL MACABRE, Chariots of the Gods, Demons, Devils and the Secrets of the Damned, The Complete Books of Heresy, Monsters Among us, Violence of Our Times, The Encyclopedia of Beasts, I am Legend, Cause of Death: What Does the Ax in His Head Mean?, The Stand, Bloodlines, Dark Delicacies, Savage Membrane, Freaks of the Heartland, Guns, Drugs & Monsters, Hot Blood, Marvel Monsters trade.

Heroes:

I'll let you know when I meet ‘em.

My Blog

CRIMINAL MACABRE TWO RED EYES Trade On Sale Now!

Buy it...I'm fuckin' broke... ...
Posted by Cal McDonald on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:48:00 PST

NEW CRIMINAL MACABRE ARTIST...NICK STAKAL!!!

Niles asks me to post this...looks like some other nerd is drawing my comic...   Guys...I'd like you all to meet the new artist on CRIMINAL MACABRE...NICK STAKAL!!! - Steve MONSTER ARTIST: STAKAL...
Posted by Cal McDonald on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:03:00 PST

CAL McDONALD at San Diego Comic-Con!

Yeah right, Nerds. In yer dreams. I wouldn't be caught dead at Nerd Prom, but Niles will be there and he got these buttons made up with my mug on them. If you see his ass down there ask him for one a...
Posted by Cal McDonald on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST

Well, it's about fucking time...

Look what Niles sent over (yes he's still hiding from me)... CRIMINAL MACABRE: MY DEMON BABY #1 (of 4) STEVE NILES (W), NICK STAKAL (A), MICHELLE MADSEN (C), and TIM BRADSTREET (Cover) On sale Sept. 1...
Posted by Cal McDonald on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:02:00 PST

CRIMINAL MACABRE TWO RED EYES 3 Out Today

Hey people, check out Niles' new funny book about me. You can find it at your local funny book store.   How a store that sells nothing but Archie and shit can stay in business is beyond me, but ...
Posted by Cal McDonald on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST

So clearly just signing on to this bullshit isnt enough.

Evidently I have to talk to you people too. Well, I'm not one of those people who gets off spouting my opinions or critiquing the latest crap-ass movie so I figured I'd post one of Niles stories about...
Posted by Cal McDonald on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST