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Rick Remender

I'm just here for the teenage chics

About Me

New Fear Agent stories on Dark Horse Presents!
FEAR AGENT DHP

For tons of my bullshit come visit my ego at--
www.rickremender.comTrailer for my new Dark Horse book with Mat Broome The End League-

My Interests

I spend most of my time talking about who is doing fucking to who's sex parts in the Hollywood with my friends on the computer. I love to know the details of how these people meet, what they wear and who's genitals they rub up to.

I'd like to meet:

That Dad

Music:

Roger invented punk rock. Then when it no longer amused him he destoyed it.

Movies:

I have a dream that one day all movies will star black guys dressed up in fat people outfits. I may be a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

Television:

Shows about Hitler and shows about fucking Hitler and shows about fucking

Books:

How to Fuck a Hitler and Walk Away, WonTon McWease Stinks Radical Ride to Nowhere, Walt Disney's Bum Chode Rides the Pink Diarrhea, Show me yours first- and one hundred other ways to avoid alley rape, In the heart of the world; the story of one bookish young man's inability to clean his own self, Why God Never Calls, a wonderful trek into he mind of an angry Grandmother of three who wishes she were woman enough to clean up the gene pool, Asseyana Huffingstuff; my crazy life as a butthole smeller tester type person, and my favorite book ever Internetacular, Get famous among the other ass-hairs on the internet and act like a big chode because no one hugged you when you were a kid except the dude who couldn't hug without also fucking. Yes, it's a better book than a movie.

Heroes:

Cash money

My Blog

San Diego 2005

Minor Threat taught me nothingTony Moore and Dame Kara [b]The Captain Dingleberry reunion tour[/b]Drew Anderson - Rory Hensley - Harper Jaten Matt Fraction loves life. Kieron Dwyer and Paul Harmon get...
Posted by Rick Remender on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:30:00 PST

Seattle 2006

Steve Niles, Eric Stephenson and Danni Remender- happier times before the trouble at the boat house.Eric and Danni, what a precious fucking moment.Niles and I talk about how he really wanted to make 3...
Posted by Rick Remender on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:23:00 PST

Chicago 2005

Tony Moore and I show our ladies how we'd like to party, just to feel them out about it. Obviously, they were stoked.Ivan Brandon and I look down into a brightly lit, old timey, outhouse toilet to com...
Posted by Rick Remender on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:08:00 PST

Photo Parade- Seattle Comic Con and more

Ivan Brandon, Brian Posehn and Gerry Duggan stare in awe at Ed Brubaker's pinko computer that killed Captain America. Not shown in photo, Ed masturbates furiously.Gerry tries to figure out why he stuc...
Posted by Rick Remender on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:37:00 PST

FEAR AGENT TPB VOL.2

Fear Agent vol. 2 cover art by Jerome Opena and colors by John Rauch.Fear Agent vol. 2 tradeClick the image for bigger vie...
Posted by Rick Remender on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST