The Singing Press Secretary

About Me

Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 Howdy, I'm Dave, the Singing Press Secretary for the Sean Holbrook Campaign for Cincinnati City Council and the founder of the Social Ironist Party. If you have any questions about our esteemed adn distinguished candidate, leave a post on my wall and maybe I'll sing you an answer if I'm in the right mood and not too busy with all the campaign groupies, strumpets, and floozies. We are running a campaign like you've never seen before, taking the ART of POLITICS to its ILLOGICAL, SURREALISTIC EXTREME as we satirize and screw with the electoral process. Later sometime I'm going to turn this crap into Miami University and get a Master's Degree for poetry. Stay tuned as the Social Ironist Party storms to the top of Cincinnati and then National politics like a freight train, if freight trains can in fact storm. Whether or not my metaphor even makes sense, there's no stopping Holbrook-mania in 2007. Message me if you'd like to join our party or contribute lots of money in exchange for future political favors.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/30/2007
Band Website: socialironist.cincinnatibeacon.com
Band Members: At the City Council MeetingThe Introduction to the S.P.SHolbrook Campaign Singing Press Secretary

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Influences: Tony Snow, Scott McClellan, Ari Flescher
Sounds Like: All of Cincinnati's (and later the world's) problems being fixed, one song at a time. Politics at its finest and most extreme. Babies getting made.
Record Label: The Holbrook Campaign
Type of Label: None

My Blog

"The Naked Candidate" in NYC!

"The Naked Candidate" Hits NYC, Appeals for International Support Accompanied by a video crew, The Naked Cowboy and a guitar strumming press secretary, Social Ironist Party candidate Sean "The...
Posted by The Singing Press Secretary on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST

Naked Cowboy Joins forces with S.I.P!!!!

I've had a few good talks with the legendary Naked Cowboy, and I'm pleased to announce that he has become a Social Ironist Party supporter. Naked has the vision to recognize our party ...
Posted by The Singing Press Secretary on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:34:00 PST

Holbrook's Bio

Hey Social Ironist Party Members. We need your help writing Sean Holbrook's bio. I've got it started here, but we're offering you the opportunity to fill in some details just respond to ...
Posted by The Singing Press Secretary on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

Social Ironist Party Platform

The Social Ironist Party Noone embodies the current American political climate like the Social Ironist Party. Elections are about anything but the issues, which works out great fo...
Posted by The Singing Press Secretary on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

Corporate Sponsorship Needed!

The Social Ironist Party is currently seeking corporate sponsorship for its campaign activities. Politics are already funded by Corporate America why not be self-reflective about it? "...
Posted by The Singing Press Secretary on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

What We Really Need (a poem)

What we really need What we need is wings. Superextrafirey hot wings.18 of them, so we can be single-handedly responsible for the deaths of nine chickens in one sittingSkip the celery, that...
Posted by The Singing Press Secretary on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST

Fake News

As a Press Secretary, it is my duty to manufacture and redefine truth. To move forward with this sacred mission, here is some news I made up: Bush Doesn't Support Pull Out ...
Posted by The Singing Press Secretary on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

Pundits Needed!

The Social Ironist Party is seeking pundits to help create our media circus. Being a pundit is easy! You don't even have to know what you're talking about - watch Sean Hannity or...
Posted by The Singing Press Secretary on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST