My Fiance Peanut, fashion, hiding my treats so Pheobe & Punky don't steal them, being cute, scratching my belly on the floor, chasing squirrels, getting excited when people come in the front door, going on walks, sunbathing.
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Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Gracie, Gracie-Wacie, Grace Adler
What's your mommy/owners name? Jodie & Patty
What breed are you? Jack Russell Terrior
How much did you cost?? $800.00 but worth every penny!
What's your favorite toy? Anyone that Punky hasn't stolen from me!
Tap water ot bottled water? Tap
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I usually walk...but sometimes get carried.
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? 12 pounds
Do you wear clothes? T-shirts!
Long or short hair? Short
Indoor or outdoor? Indoor, unless I am lounging in the sun with Punky!
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? I sleep on my mamas pillow by her head now...cause that damn Punky took my spot under the covers and I refuse to cuddle with her.
What's your fave color? Pink or purple
Do you chase cats or get along with them? Chase 'em!! Isn't that what they are there for? Just like the squirrels, right?
How old are you? (in people years) In people years, I'm 42.
Do you like to go swimming? NO WAY!
Are you fixed? Yes...thanks to Bob Barker...."have your pet spayed or neutered"...blah blah...thanks Bob!
What color are your eyes? Brown
What color is your hair? White with some brown and black
Do you get groomed? By my mama
Are you potty trained? Of course! JRT's are smart dogs!
How much do you bark? As much as I want!
Have you ever bit anyone? Punky! Mwahaha
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? If that's what you're into....I however am purebred!
Do you like the bath or hate it? HATE IT!
Are you friendly with ther dogs or do you just attack? Most of the time they scare me.
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? Nope, but I have my own blankey she carries me in.
Do you do any doggie sports?? Squirrel chasing!
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 10 snaps of the finger girlfriend!
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Anyone who will share their food with me.
And any other doggies with "human peeves", for example:
1. Blaming Your farts on me. Not funny. Not funny at all.
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGING DOG, YOU IDIOT.
3. Taking me for a walk and not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?????
4. Any trick that involved balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when we are not home.
6. The sleight of hand. Fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog. Whooooo Hooooo. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the "Big Snip" and then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of guests. I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello!!!! Haven't you noticed the fur.
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth - you're just jealous.
11. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg-humping.
12. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
13. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
14. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!
Now lay off us on some of these things. We both know who's boss here. You don't see us picking up your poop, do you?
"The more I'm around some people, the more I like my dog" - who sings that song anyway?
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Feed Jake
All Dogs go to Heaven, Must Love Dogs, Zeus & Roxanne, My Dog Skip.
Animal Planet.
I can't read.
Steve Irwin. And anyone who helps animals.