From Brazil... |
Just spent my first night in Brazil!......The bad news......Found out the 'Girl' from Ipanema is now 61 years old......The good news......Found out she has a Daughter!......The bad news......Found out...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:13:00 PST |
Beer Bash... |
Last night I was at the craziest beer bash, 4 kegs, a dj, people dancing on furniture...Then the cops showed up and almost everybody got arrested...That is the last time I am crashing a high school gr...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:29:00 PST |
Salsa Classes... |
I just found out I’ll be going to Brazil in April, so I’ve started taking ’Salsa’ classes&Well, I call them ’Salsa’ classes&Most people would call them dancing to R...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:54:00 PST |
Cheaters... |
The Governor of New York State had to resign because he got caught cheating on his wife!......who does that guy think he is?......The President?!...What’s worse is he was cheating with a Prostit...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:23:00 PST |
St. Patrick’s Day memories... |
Happy St. Patricks Day everyone!It’s always an occasion when you see a lot of people wearing ’Kiss Me I’m Irish’ buttons - which is kind of unique...After all, in Chicago on St...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:15:00 PST |
New Mattress... |
I just got a new mattressI saw this commercial where you could set a glass of wine next to you on the mattress, jump up and down on it, and it wouldn't spill...which is great, because sometimes, when ...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:18:00 PST |
Web M.D.... |
I have really bad health insurance - (an HMO with a $5,000 co-pay) - so - whenever I need a diagnosis, I go on line to 'Web M.D.'You type in your symptoms and, it doesn't really tell you exactly what ...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:35:00 PST |
Stereotypes... |
I live in Los Angeles and in my act I say that I drink lattes, so, after the show the other night, some guy from Minneapolis asked me if I was a 'Latte Liberal'?......Huh...?...Wha...?Look, just becau...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:23:00 PST |
Scarlett Johansson |
I got a message on my voice mail last night from Scarlett Johansson telling me to vote for Barack Obama in the democratic primary.I have no idea how she even got my number? I'm usually very selective ...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:18:00 PST |
Couples... |
I was doing a show the other night, and there was a young couple in the front row...The woman was laughing a lot, and the guy was not happy about it...Maybe in his crazy mind he felt that I was a thre...
Posted by Jim McDonald on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST |
