Blog 92: New Material - June 15 |
Hey, MySpacers and Facebookies! Here are some thoughts that could potentially bring world peace... or maybe they're just jokes... one of the two:1) I know that it isn't the most exciting job I the wor...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:22:00 PST |
Blog 91: My Buddy, Dennis - The Actor - Jun. 8 |
This blog is totally Lemur's fault.Anyway, hopefully you dudes will be able to imagine how this bit is supposed to sound out loud&My buddy, Dennis is an actor. He's preparing to play the role of Mafia...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:48:00 PST |
Blog 90: False Advertising Scams - Apr. 22 |
I have become a bit of a whistleblower/watchdog as of late. I have already warned you dudes of one false advertising scam that they're running, and I'm confident that the next time someone tries to st...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST |
Blog 89: You’re Full of Crap - Apr. 6 |
When we were a bit younger, it was okay to admit that we actually spent time watching TV and using the Internet. But a few years, some marriages and kids later, and everyone is just full of crap. "Oh...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:54:00 PST |
Blog 88: A Flair for Forgiveness - Apr. 2 |
This blog isn’t about pro wrestling&
So this pro wrestler named Ric Flair just wrestled his last match, cap-feathering a brilliant, thirty-six year career. They threw him some celebrations, and ...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:49:00 PST |
Blog 87: MySpaceaversary - Mar. 27 |
MySpaceaversaryHello there! Tomorrow will be my first MySpaceaversary. I’ve met some cool people during my rookie season, and I feel like I should be asking you dudes to sign my yearbook& I gues...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:11:00 PST |
Comedians, I cant use these jokes but maybe you can??? |
Hey, guys! I can’t use these... some of them don’t fit with my stage charachter... some I’ve fallen out of love with... many just stink. If you can do anything with them, please do. ...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:31:00 PST |
Blog 86: SZB Looks For a Job - Mar. 20 |
So I’ve been trying to figure out what to do with my life& not the general script; I think I know what I’m doing there& more or less& anyway, I should probably get a job. Comedy and writin...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:56:00 PST |
Blog 85: I’M On Strike - Mar. 15 |
Well, I’m down to one TV show. I still watch complete seasons of series’ on DVD, of course, but I’m down to watching one show as it airs, and that, of course, is the Tuesday edition ...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:03:00 PST |
Blog 84: The Answers to All of Lifes Questions - Mar. 12 |
Hey there! I’m saving up my new funny stuff for my special MySpaceaversary blog on Mar. 28th, so tonight you will receive a rare, heartfelt blog.
From my continuing studies of the plane...
Posted by Shmuel Breban on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:20:00 PST |
