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janet!

I am destroyer, I am lover.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who make me laugh. Don't be a downer. That's my job.
Also, no grammar butchers, grandma butchers or grandma bitches. Thanx.
But mostly, this sweet little pup:

Music:

I LOVE MUSIC.
Drunk pranks are awesome.

Movies:

Kicking and Screaming • Lost in Translation • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind • Little Miss Sunshine • The Sound of Music • The Up Series • Night Watch • Day Watch

Television:

If it's educational, clever, British, or stars Nathan Fillion , I'll watch it.

Books:

Mike Gayle, Christopher Moore, Bill Bryson, On Love: A Novel by Alain de Botton, Letters to a Young Poet by Rainer Maria Rilke, non-fiction

My Blog

a little ray of sunshine in a day of misery.

First The Verve, now The Spice Girls. Now, if only ABBA would get back together, all will be right in the world.
Posted by janet! on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

unmade my day.

So, remember how well my day had started? Yeah, well, something ungood happened a little while ago that totally undid that, and then some. No, not to me...no, I'm fine in the general sense of the word...
Posted by janet! on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:54:00 PST

made my day.

A massive music-lover, I haven't been to many live shows in recent years because, well...there simply aren't that many bands I love who manage to find their way to Denver (don't blame 'em). Still, one...
Posted by janet! on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:59:00 PST

things that make me cry.

5. Getting my nose pierced with an ear piercing gun.4. Mean people.3. Onions.2. Tonight's episode of "Lost".1. The thought of having to be back at my desk in 10.5 hours....
Posted by janet! on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

Dear Taco Bell's 7-Layer Crunchwrap,

You are not as bloated and disgusting in person as you appear on TV. I was kind of impressed. Thanks for being my lunch partner today. We'll have to do it again soon.Yours,Janet
Posted by janet! on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

how I know I'm getting old.

I just put moisturizer on my neck. My neck, I said.
Posted by janet! on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

proof...

...that people really are stupid."You want people to be able to defend themselves -- always," he said.If people didn't have access to firearms in the first place, no one would have to defend themselve...
Posted by janet! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:47:00 PST

addiction.

I have actively avoided the craze. But it was impossible to sleep on the 9+ hr flight. And so, on my trip to London, I began playing Sudoku.I'm hooked! I can't stop filling in the g'damn squares...whi...
Posted by janet! on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST

Dear Cat in Heat Out in the Alley,

It's been, gosh...a month? maybe two? since I started noticing you out there in the alley. How the HELL is it that you're able to howl that agonizing howl of yours all hours of the day? The sun goes d...
Posted by janet! on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

stop! ringing!

So, I kind of hate phones. Outside of the office, I'm not really a fan of making calls, and I'm less likely to answer them.If I get a call from a number I don't recognize, I won't answer it. Mostly be...
Posted by janet! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:22:00 PST