HelloKittyVibrator

Hi! I'm Hello Kitty Vibrator! I was made in 1997 as a "massager". I even found residence in places like Denny's as well as other wholesome establishments. But soon my powers for clitoral stimulation were discoverd and I became popular in Japanese pornography and at Adult Book and Novelty stores. Since then I've moved overseas and now reside all over the world helping women pleasure themselves and explore their sexuality without having to develope lengthy and questionable trust relationships with men (or women if that's your bag). oh yeah, I'M NOT MADE ANYMORE, IF YOU WANT ONE OF ME YOU HAVE TO EITHER FIND ONE ON EBAY OR KILL SOMEONE WHO HAS ONE, THANK YOU.
Advantages of using me over having a boyfriend/girlfriend:
1. As previously stated, you don't have to develop a lengthy and questionable relationship with me in order to get your jollies.
2. I won't almost accidentally stick myself in your ass cause I'm too impatient and not watching what I'm doing.
3. I won't slobber all over your face "in the heat of passion".
4. I'm ready for action when YOU'RE ready for action.
5. I won't slap you, bite you, scratch you, or pull your hair. But if you're into that, then I guess that could be a negative.
6. I won't make you have to painfully eject a lifeform from your body nine months later.
7. I won't fart while you're giving me head, infact you can just skip giving me head altogether if so desired.
8. I won't ask you to do the most retarded shit while we're getting intimate, i.e. no gymnastics.
9. There is never a chance that'll I'll say something stupid to your parents, family, or friends... Ever.
10. Unlike a boyfriend, I don't smell like a rotten cheese factory when I work up a sweat, lucky for you I don't sweat at all.
Here are some things that are completely unrelated:
I'VE DECIDED TO ADD A Q&A SINCE I GET SO MANY QUESTIONS! FEEL FREE TO MAIL ME AND I MAY ANSWER YOUR QUESTION HERE. ENJOY! :-)
hi, i just see that your online now. youre doing a great thing, i like your stuff. thx for the add :)
-tiari
Hi Tiari, I appreciate your kind words, someone has to please the clitorisi of the world, and daw gonnit, it might as well be me!
Hello HelloKittyVibrator, Please be my friend. I really desire you!
-Lala Saadia
Hi Lala Saadia, I can be much more than just your "friend" hehe... Oh, you mean myspace friend, sure no problem. Get in line if you really want me, I seem to just be getting more popular.
A friend just sent me this profile link b/c I was telling her about this marvel my boyfriend got me about 4 years ago. It's the greatest! It's all in the ears! p.s. public service announcement: only use soap and warm water to clean this toy. alcohol removes the color.
-enter the monkey
Hi enter the monkey, good to know that alcohol will strip the pretty colors off my face. The ears are where it's at, you speak the truth!
finally something with style... oh yeah , time for my random fact of the day... those little plastic things on the ends of your shoelaces are called "Aglets"...thats all for now....just spreading useless knowledge......adios
-neverborn
Hi Neverborn, you know that thing at the top of the vagina? It's called the Clitoris... guess that's all I know, but hey... that's all I need to know! Woot me!
would u use that vibrator on me it would reallery turn me on
-billy
Hi Billy, man that's fucking lazy if you can't even use the dildo yourself and expect the dildo to magically move around and stimulate you, I mean seriously your arms don't look broken. What next? Expect it to get a job? make a myspace account? wait... nm...
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-Cliche
Hi Cliche. No, Go Die. Now.
Do you happen to be Sara? Or Papaya? I'm just askin cause I worked with a girl @ Ybor Strip who said she had 1 & by coincedence, I found this page as a friend on the Ybor Strip page. I was just wondering.
-diamond lily
Hi diamond lily. No I'm not any of those people or any other person you know, I'm a dildo. Don't make me start yelling "I'M A DILDO NOT A PERSON".
My wife has one of these devices. I'm lonely and she's satisfied.
-Funky in the Key of 'E'
Hi Funky in the Key of 'E'. Wow that sucks, but maybe if you didn't act like such an ass all the time and showed a little tenderness more often she would give up the sweet pootie tang. Dinner + movie + love letter/saying something romantic and sweet = POOTIE TANG.
hello were have you been
-Susan
Hi Susan. I think my account got deleted for awhile, but someone at Myspace was kind enough to undelete my page. Maybe one of the moderators was in med withdrawls and was going berzerk when he/she deleted my page, but when the meds came and washed over the anger, they reconsidered.
So I'm gandering at my cat friends and get all excited... A vibrator for kitty's .... Now where was that when I was in heat???? And to think my masters had me spayed for nothing. they could have saved all the money and just got me one of those! How ridiculous is that nonsense!
-Nugsy Pugsy!
Hi Nugsy Pugsy. Sorry to hear about your guts being removed, but I'm sure all that howling was getting pretty annoying. You should get one of me anyways! Not sure how you'll ask but I'm sure you'll figure something out. :-)
hey can you give me some tipps to get a girl to have sex with me plz plz plz meassge bACK
-6 footer who can dunk
Hi 6 footer who can dunk. My reccomendation is start licking raw dead fish meat on a regular basis. Cause the true way to a womans heart is to give them incredible head. To do that well you need to get rid of that gag reflex pronto. Also make sure you insert your index and middle finger inside the vagina and move them around alot, pressing up towards the pelvis. Also get them flowers, not be creepy, and act confidently... but mainly get the head thing down, that'll warm them up good for the ol' hot beef injection. And then you'll be having sex with a girl! Congratulations!
where in japan do u live? eberyone i talk to lives in tokyo or at least somewhere on mainland japan, noone lives in okinawa i swear in any case what do u do for work in japan?
-Steven
Hi Steven. I don't live in Japan, I live in a sock drawer... this is like the 700th time I've answered this. I LIVE IN A SOCK DRAWER. I PLEASURE MY OWNERS CLITORIS. THAT IS IT.
hey, i was wondering if you wanted to have some fun on your cam ....ive got some pretty hot stuff going on, you would have some fun anyways, msg me back if ur down -peace
-tyler
Hi Tyler, being a cute novelty dildo I would think that me dancing around in front of a camera would probably not be very boner inducing, but if that really rocks your boat I guess I can try.
hey there if you ever want to hook up then let me know, id be happy to do anything you want to you!!
-Josh
Hi Josh, well you can stick me up your ass I guess, supposedly anal stimulation increases the intensity of the male orgasm. To be honest though I'm not the best shape for a dildo. You could always change my batteries, I would like that.
are you over the legal age, cutie?
-birtha v.2
Um, I am almost 10 now… what exactly is the legal age for a Dildo? Does it have to be aged like cheese by law or something?
Have you ever used the hello kitty vibrator?
-Solomon
What do you mean? Have you ever used the Solomon?
Well all i can say is i dont have a hello kitty massager, because well im a guy but the thought of you and another pussy cat getting off is a dream! lets have some fun you can use your kitty and ill use............guess you can figure out the rest.
-Bailey
Hi Baily, are we talking about fucking cats here? Cause if so, I'm not down.
PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I SERIOUSLY JUST WANT TO MURDER EVERYONE RIGHT NOW!
-FaggotPill
Really? Like EVERYONE? Even the people who are trying to counteract the annoyance?
hello i just want to say how cute you are first of all and that i have a friend who for vday wants to give you to his gf she is in love with everything hello kitty and she would die if she got you i just wanted to know how would one go about buying you if you could please right back and let me know. thanks
-Tyra
Hi Tyra, sadly they do not produce dildos like me anymore, although you may be able to buy me used from my owner. Her bipolar disorder is in a up swing so she’s been bringing back guys every night and fucking them like a nympho fresh from in-patient care.
hello kitty! UR my favorite friend I wish I knew your twin 4 my butt2!
- and I though I was a freak
Hi and I though I was a freak, I’m honored I’m your favorite friend. Maybe someday they’ll make a hello kitty butt plug, it’s good to have dreams… :-)
Please pop my cherry!
-pat
Hi Pat, although I am a bit oddly shaped for vaginal insertion, I think we could work something out. Eliminating the Hymen is objective #1 in any dildos mission.
Well im in the yokosuka area..well i have a jacobs ladder for u to climb if ur interested ...hit me up sumtime bye..
-Stephen
Hi Stephen, I guess I’m not really interested in either being shocked to death or "climbing" a horrifying post traumatic Vietnam movie about a guy seeing demons. Thanks for the offer though!
hi i'm aric how are you. i'm good i wanted to know if u would like to chat because i like to meet people from other countries if u wanna chat i have yahoo and msn messenger if u would like to chat u can let me know well ttul
-aric
Well, I’m not a person, I’m a dildo. So if you like meeting dildos then break into my owners house and you’ll find me stuffed away in her sock drawer.
hot vibrator..do u want to put it into my pussy?
-Julia_Littleangel
I guess, you might want to change my batteries first because my owner broke up with her boyfriend and has been using me quite a bit as of late. Pretty sad actually cause she cries and masterbates at the same time, her poor broken heart... at least she still has me though. :-)
Hello, I think that we have this big thing in common in that we seem to strive to find the self through experiences and different perspectives. It must be a quite adventure to find your reality in this far corner of the world. I have always though that there is no better teacher than exposing yourself to different environments. I was given this fortunate opportunity to be exposed to two very different cultures while I was growing up (born and raised in Far East, but educated in the States). I dare to say that seeing the bigger world and incessantly exploring possibility for growth has always been in my blood. I religiously believe that every different place has own advantages to offer and to me waste is the biggest sin of all. Please take a moment to view my profile and drop me a line if you find anything you like there. Thank you!
-Jay
Hi Jay, I’m a dildo, I live in a sock drawer. Next time I reccomend reading a profile THEN sending a huge ass vague letter to it.
hey ther, i saw ur profile n i like, you look cute, hit me up
-Flama
Hi Flama, thanks! I am one of the best selling childrens idol all over the world, I’m like the Japanese Micky Mouse so I better be cute!
Hi!! What do you do for fun? I am in Japan and bored.
-David
Hi David, I live in a sock Drawer and stimulate my owners clitoris, that’s it. Sorry to hear of your bordom, maybe you should get out more instead of sitting in your house on the computer.
hey baby wanna rip off all our clothes, smother our hot naked bodies in sweet chocolate, and see how long we can take to lick it off of each other? hehehe lol how you doing today?
-James
Hi James, I don't have any clothes, I'm made of plastic and free human women from having to deal overly sexed crazed males of the species like you. Besides, anyone who has actually tried that chocolate thing quickly realizes that they're gonna be too sick to fuck after about a legs worth.