Well helllooo there. How's it going? I'm fantastic, really excited to be talking to someone as lovely as you. So, what do you do? Hair dresser? That's cool. Me? I'm a stand-up comic/producer. Yeah, it's fun. Where? All over... Comedy Works - in fact, I just won the 2007 New Talent Comedy Contest, I put on "You Suck, Get Off the Stage!" a live gong show, and I run the Squire Open Mic Comedy Night, voted "Best Comedy Night" by the Westword, three years in a row. No, it's really not that big a deal. It's only a newspaper that millions of people read. Nothing special. You should check out the show some time. I'll totally buy you drink. What's that? You have your kid on Tuesdays? That's cool. Just check out my event calendar or production company's page, Wrist Deep Productions , to find out when I'm performing next. Drop me a line and I'll put you on the list. Cool. Well, I'll talk to you later then. Come here and give me a hug. Mmmmm. You smell fantastic. Bye.
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