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Ask Satan!

I like to help people with their problems

About Me

I'm your typical "good time" guy! If there's a party going on, chances are I'm the guy doing keg stands and whippets! I party hard, but I also WORK hard. It's just how I am. I also have a knack for helping people with their problems. I have my own advice segment on Distorted View Daily. Every other week or so, I help mortals in the areas of relationships, jobs, or WHATEVER!

My Interests

Feasting on the souls of the weak, scrapbooking.

I'd like to meet:

Tony Randall: CHECK! Princess Di: CHECK! Gerald Ford: CHECK! Chances are if I want to meet someone, I will. Someday.

Music:

NICKELBACK!!!!

Movies:

Witchboard, Witchboard II, Witchboard III

Television:

This Special Life, Hope For Another Day, I Do Say!, The Macintyre Financial & Lottery Report, and Dignity or Dollar$

Books:

The Satanic Bible, 50 Holiday Scrapbooking Ideas, Neil Zucker's One Tank Trips

Heroes:

My mom

My Blog

Even Lucifer Von Nostrand occasionally has "One of those days"

Everywhere I look: blood, puss, and excrement. Not to mention the earth-shattering wails of condemned souls being raped by my demons.  Don't get me wrong, I love it all. Hell,...
Posted by Ask Satan! on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST