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America! Fuck Yeah!
Yes, I really am a convenience store. And I'm open 24 hours a day. Just like dear ol' mom.
The coffee's fresh. As is the attitude.
I love my customers. They're fun.
I also like pie. And kitties. And walks on the beach (but there's no beach in Columbus, Ohio -- DAMMIT!!!)
No. Really, this is the page of a convenience store.
It's not a joke. Well, yeah, it's sort of a joke. But it's also a tribute to the love we have for our customers. They rock.
It's by no means an official site, or anything like that (In fact, the opinions expressed here have nothing whatsoever to do with any of the contributors, the corporation or anyone living or dead...We have no opinions about anything. We just love you lots).
I am (we are) a gestalt of a group of present and former employees of a particular gas n' sip, banded together out of love for their Northwest Columbus neighborhood.
We decided to put up a MySpace page to let you know that our store is the coolest place on the planet...with the coolest customers this lot of wrongly gruntled clerks could hope for. Even nutbag (we LOVE her!!!).
You should become friends with us. And make all your friends be friends with us. We'll do our best to keep you semi-entertained. We're not professionals, though. Don't expect a three-ring circus. Adam can't juggle and Christan can't make the lions sit up and beg. Mike, on the other hand, has a magnificent singing voice, and we hear Ryan can do some sort of trick with his tongue. At least, that's what the ladies say...
If you're ever in Columbus, Ohio...stop in. And tell 'em Aunt Gertrude sent you. Nobody will know what the hell that means, but say it anyway. It sounds funny.
Please don't ask if we have eggs (we don't!).Have we mentioned that STORE SUPPORT ROCKS OUR SOCKS!!! ???
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