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Spider

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I believe everyone is master of there own destiny. Punk rock is good. Johnny Cash is Punk. I like to take pictures of ordinary things. I like to play records. Kissing girls is fun. Boobs are funny. Bike riding is good exercise and fun. Love stinks. I want to fall in love, but I'll fuck for now. Friends are No. 1. Girly underwear, and mandals make boys unhumpable. I like to do blow with trannies in pink limos. I miss NY, but I love SF. I love my neighborhood. Travel far and near is good, especially far. Freddy Got Fingered is a hilarious movie (Really. Even Vincent Canby says so). I don't like rude, selfish people. Many people are rude and selfish. Obnoxious people are fun. Usually. I don't like real work, so I don't do it, but I like to work hard. Housing and food should be a right. Rich people generally suck, but it always helps to know a few of them. Porn is neat. The bus is interesting, especially the Mission 14. People are always ugly on the 22. I like tattoos. I'm often horny. Did I mention that I like bikes?

My Interests

bikes, fire, punk rock, disco, disco-punk, humping, tabloids, porn, pals, horror flicks, swillin' booze, bacon, Burning Dude, arty stuff, clowns, people that make stuff happen, going places, playing music people don't want to hear, throwin' parties, meat, tv,

I'd like to meet:

The hopelessly ridiculous.

Music:

New York Dolls, Iggy Pop, Patty Smith, Tom Waits, The Orb, Shangri Las, Jayne County, Johnny Cash, Velvet Underground, Blondie, Op Ivy, Bell Rays, Beck, Ronettes, Dexy's, Pogues, Suicide, Stranglers, XTC, ESG, Liquid Liquid, Yello, Fun Buy Three, A Certain Ratio, Belle Epoque, Ed Banger, Suicide, Arthur Russell, Pigbag, Blurt, Contortions, Lydia Lunch, Arto Lindsay, Flying Lizard, Joy Division, Mr. Oizo, Specials, Buzzcocks, Johnny Thunders, Damned, Jam, Teenage Harlots, Grannies, Robbie D, Devo, Ian Dury, Gang of Four, Glen Meadmore, Esmerelda Strange, Kraftwerk, Art of Noise, Eno, Negativland, Cramps, Screamin Jay, Young Marble Giants, YMO, Mission of Burma, Ween, Tiger Lillies, Television, Spaceman Three, Sparks, Screachin Weasel, Rufus Wainwright, Rube Waddell, Raincoats, Plastic Bertrand, Os Mutantes, Orange Juice, Nouvelle Vague, Nick Cave, New Model Army, Magazine, T. Rex, Lilliput/Kleenex, Josef K, Jascha Ephraim, Homosexuals, Gogol Bordello, Family Fodder, Essential Logic, Crazy Girl, Beastie Boys, Balenescu Quartet, Au Pairs, Air, Anti-Nowhere League.

Movies:

WingsofDesire, 24HrPartyPeople, Adaptation, TotoleHero,TheGoodGirl, ChuckandBuck, Hedwig, RockyHorror, Showgirls, Baraka, Repo Man, DeclineWesternCivI, True Stories, Horror, South Park, '70's Gay Porn,8Women, DarioArgento, Documentaries

Television:

Talk Soup, The Closer, Strangers With Candy, League of Gentlemen, Simpsons, Top Chef.

Books:

Bros. Karamazov, Sarah, Richard Avedon, Cindy Sherman, Nan Goldin, Post Porn Modernist, Mysterious Skin, Cometbus, Raymond Carver, Joe Orton, Genet, Edward Albee, Tom Stoppard, Please Kill Me, Chuck Palaniuck, David Sedaris, Amy Bender, IrvineWelsh, Hesse

Heroes:

Iggy Pop and Debbie Harry.

My Blog

Spider D's and Metal P's Birthday

Please join me and my twin sister, Metal Patricia for some Rock'n'Rollbirthday hijinks.I'm celebrating my 15th 21st birthday. Not sure how old my twin sister is.Here's the deets:Friday, March 2nd Spid...
Posted by Spider on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

F-ing THANKS!

Most of you have heard about my December 17th battle with the SUV. My trusty bike and I gave a good fight, but in the end we were no match for the SUV.Actually, Im lucky to be alive (Thank you, SF Gen...
Posted by Spider on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:19:00 PST

Relationship: Now Open For Business

I'm an asshole. See, my boyfriend, Jonas (JB) had a date last night and I didn't deal very well. At all. Yeah, we have an open relationship, but I've never really dealt with this degree of opennes...
Posted by Spider on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST