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lowrent the clown

i wish to god my friends didn't tell me im so ugly!

About Me

i am the clown for the last travelling freakshow in america. check out the 999eyes ov endless dream 999eyes.com or my clown site at lowrenttheclown.com.oh crap, didn't i fill this out on the last trendy internet networking dating service media friendly chat room site. friends.com or what was it?. Oh right, tribester.com, please check my tribster page for information about me. i can assure that it is worth switching web sites because im really awesome. And im not just saying that out of some sort narcissistic agenda. You can double check my awesomeness against loads of voluntarilly posted testimonials and on random livejournals and blogs. you really should Check out my friends.com page to see how awesome i am. you wont be dissapointed. disregard any negative comments on my ebay or craigslist account. that guy was a doosh so i ripped him off. furthermore the negative testimonial on my tribester page was a joke that i don't how to erase. in review i am worthy of the internet, so im definetely worthy of you. please like me.

My Interests

its funny when people fall and don't get that hurt. a little pain is still kinda funny, but it totally ruins it when they bleed and break all over the place. its also funny when people throw clean bags of poo at people. that way noone touches the poo but the same effect is reached. i am interested, though, in knowing what kind of people collect bags of poo.

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet more people who want to give me money. simple as that. give me money.

Music:

i do like music. if you have something in mind and want a suggestion, ill give you a privite list of reccomended music. but i fear judgement so im refraining from putting a public list up at this moment.

Movies:

i recently saw a pretty good movie in an airplane and i was left wondering. how come no one eats nacho during nacho libre? in fact, at no point does the film even bring up the pointiant and political history of this striking chip ensemble.

Television:

/mspobjoh please, id rather not get into this. If youve watched tv recently you know how fucking stupid it is. except for that one show, project runway.

Books:

the dinosaurus

Heroes:

sob, my mom is my greatest hero because she defended me from my evil sister for nearly 16 years.