I'd like to meet:
A spanish tutor and accordian instructor who wants to teach me both for free. Someone who likes swinging on swings, and dumpstering bread. A friend to go to estate sales with. People also suffering from kleptoflora. Budding massage therapists who need practice hours. People who want to bring me dead animals or parts thereof. A jovial circus with whom to affiliate and rehearse with. People who like to talk about reality, art, and ethics. Someone who knows their informal logical fallacies. People who like to play dress-up. Friends.