About me huh? Well, I guess I could write some long rambling bullshit about just who I am pretending to be today or what it is that I believe I'm doing with my life. I could use this space to blow smoke up my own ass about how sexy and stunner I am, how cool my car is, or how I can kick your ass blind-folded. I could use it as a soapbox to promote some strange paranoid left wing socio-political agenda, or to solicit sex from random sluts worldwide by harnessing the power of the Internet. But the bottom line is if you’re here, you've probably already had the tremendous privilege of meeting me in person.
However, for those of you cunning little runts who managed to sneak by security through crafty utilization of your superior beauty, wit, or willingness to perform sexual favors, let me offer some advice. As they say, if you don't know, you better ask somebody! And be careful who you listen to, information is valuable but disinformation is vital. So as you enter into "my space" remember this: assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups, and don't believe the hype.
Other than that I live in West Hollywood, I'm from Boulder Colorado, I've lived in New York for five years, Breckenridge for two seasons, and California for a year and a half. I am a pro MMA fighter, an avid snowboarder, a has been skateboarder, a summertime surfer, a security "host" at Area, and I've had way more stitches and surgeries than you have.
I was an English major in college, but I can't spell. I weighed 112 lbs my senior year in high school, but now hit the mid 180's after spending the holidays with my mother's world-class cooking. I've been in love several times but I am not willing to start another long-term relationship until I feel I have become a man worthy of the challenge. I am never satisfied with anything and this is both the secret to my success, and the source of my greatest anguish. I struggle daily to balance being successful with being happy. So far I have found that nothing makes me happier than chasing my dreams, no matter how lofty or unattainable they may seem to be. I train hard, party hard, fall in love far to quickly, and drive fast. For more about me send me a message and I'd be more than happy to get to know you.
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