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Al Google aka Rob G

I been knock'n em 'Out tha Box' before the TV show... ha ha ha.

About Me

Avant Gaurde meets the hypothetical realm of hard... What ever the fuck that means...Real Reckognize real eventually... I like to be controversial. I've been called country. I'm a shy superstar. I LIKE 2 FIGHT, especially when I'm twited off that yac! I Love my wife, praise Jesus, and rebuke scandelous ho's. I Like my pants hangin way off my ass. I hate my glasses, luv my iPod, and morning sex. And pretty much, I really believe that the world revolves around me... to a certain extent. That was bad sintax, "but hey shit happen!"

My Interests

"Smok'n, Drink'n, chillin wit the homies and all types of Ill shit!"
My Drink

History

SMOKING WEEEEEEEEEED!(its leagal in Denver)

I'd like to meet:

Rappers and people who think that they rap, oh and people who feel like they've been shit on in this world. People with inherited wealth. People who lost fortunes. And real azz homiez. Straight gutta azz foolz who ain't give a fuck bout they momma. People who want to buy OFI swag! I've already met ur hero...

Music:

Hip-hop baby! See my current favorite videos at www.optimumfilms.com
COLORADO HIP HOP IS THA SHIZZNIT!

Movies:

FEEL MODE

Secret Wars

Television:


Blunt Wrap Review #3
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DJ UNK

Tha Legend of Boozilla

Young Buck and C-BO

Lil Jon, Lil Scrappy, Stat Quo, Hiero, Young Buck and More!!!!

Books:

I can't read...

Heroes:

Jesus!!!! Steve Martin, Too $hort, my Pops, Thao, any and all soldiers in the U.S. Military, Tarentino, Fillini, and Copola. People who keep it real...

My Blog

Look I said yo mama bitch!

In case you didn't know that was a cry for attention. Damnit someone look at me!!!
Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:25:00 PST

Me and A gang of chics a lickN and a SuckN

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Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:55:00 PST

you gotta have kids to get it...

Somthing you learn about when you have kids. When they say they're watching Naked Brothers Band, they not naked, not brothers, and only a band in the loosest sense of the term. also, Ed, Ed, and ...
Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:40:00 PST

Keep seeN videos not done by me...

I guess I have priced myself beyond most peoples budgets, but shot for shot, u get what u pay 4... Shoutz to all you kids tryin to make videos as good as mine... get at me, I'll give you a job...
Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST

Birthday parties and guests

Why is it that when I take my kid to a birthday party, the dads are all twice my age, but the moms are all the same age as me?
Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:10:00 PST

Why I did the BEEFz episode...

This is a Cra-Z hip-hop scene to be a part of! There is a ton of talent, a grip of dedicated "built-for-this-shit" mutha fuckas. But 1 thing that constantly knocks us off our track to success is BEEF....
Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST

Regret

So many bitches I regret having sex with. Why are they ALL on MYSPACE?
Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

"Lost Ones" IS NOT your fuckin track!

Next time you've got your H.O.V.A. on blast and you're rappin with every word to the track "Lost Ones" and using it to make you feel better about your current beefs with whoever; just remember your en...
Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

Christmas makes me wanna fuck...

Is it just me, or do you think Maya Angelou had a bangin body back in the day??  Come here girl I'd beat the breaks off dat pussaaaay!! ha ha ha
Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

I'm a bad person

Itz tha holidayz and I'm sure that most of the homies and gurls I usually keep in touch with are probably trippin about how I'm a fuckn asshole for not at least sending a text message for Thanksgiving...
Posted by Al Google aka Rob G on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:50:00 PST