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Jeremy

Destiny is a matter of CHOICE _______________ No fate but what we make

About Me

DON'T BE SHY


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Sometimes it seems like I am constantly changing, while somehow remaining the same as I have always been... is that possible?


SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
SMOKING style: Don't ever tell Scorpios you can out smoke them, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep hitting toke after toke till they're hog-whimpering stoned, out of THC spite. Scorpios like to SMOKE (or Vape), and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the chiba as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek hash, edibles, and bong loads till they reach total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating smoking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blazed. Only puff with a Scorpio who likes you... and they mostly hate everyone so be careful.
SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent.
Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic.
(Freak in bed.)(GREAT kisser.)
Always get what they want. Sexy.
Attractive. Easy going.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. The sexiest ever....
Romantic. Caring.
NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
BLUE EYES:
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty and/or handsome. They are VERY good kissers, among other things. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards.
NAUGHTY HOROSCOPES Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCK! Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM)Scorpios KNOW how to seduce.They KNOW what is kinky.They are highly manipulative.They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want.They KNOW how to fuck and they are making room for modifications.All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position.One Scorpio I knew used to shackle her lover to her dining room table and serve food around his naked body for dinner parties. She would put the Dip right between his legs and tell everyone to try some.This is just an idea of Scorpio kink. She would punish him later if things went...er...awry. Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst...but the emotions are staggering. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous... they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your boss... or your sister/brother... or Mother... They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They LOVE pony girls and have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them come... otherwise gods help ya. Favorite Song: Master and Servant.Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians... get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl... or two.... or three... or five.... One Scorpio girl I knew got so toasty at a party once... she kissed EVERYONE in the entire house... there were at least sixty people there! All their clothes are easy access. And they can definately get their foot over their head. One Scorpio man I knew could blow himself. A definate good time...but beware their sting!


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My Interests



Mixed Martial Arts, Connoisseur Level Cannabis, Movies, Electronics, Mobile A/V, Travel, Amsterdam, Life Experiences, Fun, Girls, Anime, and anything that really impresses me

I'd like to meet:

MY TYPE O GAL

People from my future... and I guess some of the good ones from the past. I'm always up for a NEW adventure, living in memory is for those going nowhere and doing nothing



Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H. L. Mencken

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier. - H. L. Mencken

The only really happy folk are married women and single men. - H. L. Mencken

When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. - Oscar Wilde

Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last. - Unknown

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends. - Benjamin Franklin



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Man do I wish I lived in a place like this. Honest friends, hot ladies and good times. "I keep getting older, but they stay the same age." Living life to the fullest, like Randal Pink Floyd... The people in my life all fit into this movie...somewhere...just keep livin, L I V I N

Television:

I'm only into MOVIES - DOCUMENTARIES and the like. I don't watch TV really, but I like the old shows and stuff like Howard, and of course anything having to do with MMA(aka Ultimate Fighting)

Heroes:


MIXED MARTIAL ARTS (Ultimate Fighting) IS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER SPORT


Bellow you will see why...
The training is more difficult than ANY OTHER SPORT OR PROFESSION
no matter what people do, they can't hang with real MMA training
I watch it happen ALL THE TIME
in fact they probably couldn't even last one round
not even for 5 minutes
no matter if your a pro-athlete... from ANY sport
or you look all buff from lifting weights
or your some kinda star who pretends to be tough
or play in some lame BS band... still
or your some kinda security for some lame bar or club
or your a hero and watch people's houses burn
or you drive a car/truck around all day
or your a tough thug from the streets
or whatever lame BS thing you do that you THINK impresses people
try MMA
even for 5 minutes... if you think you can do it
just try
most likely... you can't last a round...
but rest assured, do it right and with some serious training partners and you'll learn respect for the people in this sport who are the REAL DEAL


"Sport jiu jitsu has gotten unrealistic... I was gonna say PATHETIC but...I guess you can choke someone out with the bottom back of your jacket. I don't wanna teach the GI, maybe I'll change my mind later but I'll never really be interested in teaching the Gi game cause it ends up being really boreing to watch... people holding onto collars and sleeves.... (continued)..... holding ont their gi's for dear life... I don't like that, I don't see a future in that AT ALL.... I mean, I'm the biggest Jiu Jitsu fan on the planet and when I go to the Mundials I think it's boreing... (continued)... I see no gi grappling TAKING OVER... it brings everbody... (continued).... there are alot of people who like the gi and don't wanna take it off.... ya know... thats cool, ya know... BUT, everyone has a certain amount of time to train... now do you wanna divide that up into gi training and no gi training or do you wanna specialize?" Eddie Bravo


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"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski
How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality. - Norman Douglas
Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare
Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon
Mistrust the man who finds everything good - Johann K. Lavater
Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide. - Marva Collins
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports. - Richard Burton
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. - Charles Caleb Colton
When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship. - Real Live Preacher
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. - Elbert Hubbard
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth. - Edith Sitwell
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world. - Georges Duhamel
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong. - William J. H. Boetcker
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. - Wilson Mizner
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. - Malcolm X
Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue. - John Herschel
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas H. Huxley
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters. - Margaret Halsey
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win. - Mohandas Gandhi
Standing up with others for the things that we believe provide a courage greater than our own, but never is our courage so unfailing and so strong than in those moments when we stand alone. - Unknown


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My Blog

(UPDATED 2-15-08) MY THOUGHTS ON RELIGION

OTHER GREAT RELIGION VIDEOSBIBLE IS REPULSIVE10 QUESTIONS CHRISTIANS NEED TO ANSWERPENN AND TELLER: BIBLE IS BS...
Posted by Jeremy on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:40:00 PST

(UPDATED 2-11-08) MCDOJOS & MMA WANNABEES

NEW THREAD LINK ADDED! (see bottom)HOLY SHIT GRACIE HAS GONE MCDOJO! LEARN 34 TECHNIQUES AND GET NOT ONLY BELTED BUT CERTIFICATION TO TEACH AND BELT OTHERS IN "GRACIE JIU JITSU".... my god, the whole ...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:36:00 PST

(UPDATED 1-17-08) GREAT MMA VIDEOS

OTHER GREAT MMA VIDEOSMMA HIGHLIGHTKIMBO SPECIALA TRIBUTEAGE OF UPSETS - PART 1AGE OF UPSETS - PART 2AGE OF UPSETS - PART 3AGE OF UPSETS - PART 4UNCONSCIOUS - UFC KO'sSAY GOODBYE - PRIDE3RD ...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:43:00 PST

(UPDATED 1-10-08) MY NEW COLUMN -TY MAGAZINE

2 NEW ARTICLES THIS ISSUE!PREVIOUS ARTICLES:...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:57:00 PST

(UPDATED 1-4-07) THE RETURN OF THE GREATEST MMA ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD!

Anyone who missed it... M1 OPENING CEREMONIES ...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:13:00 PST

(UPDATED 12-10-07) THIS YEARS TRIP TO HOLLAND - NOVEMBER 2007

CANNABIS CUP 2007 ADVENTURES!NEW SLIDESHOWS WITH MORE TO COME LATER!!FREE VIDEOS!Video of Moe playing some of their stuff, their pretty good!Moe again - cool video and light productionComedy Show Head...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:15:00 PST

(UPDATED 11-01-07) LATEST ADVENTURES

I DID just say this... but damn let me say it againLIFE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE CRAZY!! HALLOWEEN!!! Totally crazy this year... first I'll quickly start with the little party with Sma-E and Kelsey an...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:54:00 PST

(UPDATED 10-8-07) ZEITGEIST: EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD SEE THIS!

ZEITGEIST ZEITGEISThttp://www.zeitgeistmovie.comI don't know if it is 100% true but I enjoyed it and its VERY interestingTHE TRUTH ABOUT RELIGION?THE FBI WAS BEHIND TERRORISM?911?LAWS HAVE ALREADY REP...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:51:00 PST

(UPDATED 8-28-07) THE LARGO MOVIE

YES! there is a Largo movie... and here is the trailer just released LargoFilm.com for those that don't know, my good friend Sam-e intorduced me to this place as he was working with Jon Brion at the ...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:50:00 PST

(UPDATED 7-20-07) 10TH PLANET

..WATCH JASON'S SHOW ON THE HISTORY CHANNELIT'S AWESOME - EVERY FRIDAY NEWS FROM EDDIE ABOUT HIS NEW DVD : MASTERING THE RUBBER GUARD!THE dvd should be done by the end of august.....it's g...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:43:00 PST