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About Me

Hey, I'm Lauren, or Loz (or any variation of that), and I'm 20 (but an old one). Currently single-fied and living in Cliftonville.
I'm a bit of a random little beast.
So where to start?! Well, I've kinda been out the social loop for the last 2 years or so, so I'm trying to desperately claw some semblance of social life back. And its going well!
Well, as for myself, I'm a very honest and open person. I am a bit defensive with my feelings, after being hurt and hurting others in the past.
I want to love and be loved for who I am. For the mind I have. For my sense of humour. For my personality. For my cracking smile :D I want someone to treat me with a little respect, and together just be the most amazing people possible. Hella!
Most people only get one chance with me, that goes for everything, life, love etc. If I am wronged by someone, I dont forget it too easily, and I'll certainly let the world know about it too!
I absolutely love music. I love fast angry music, I love soft sweet music. I love music that makes you want to smash the fuck out of things, and I love music that touches you and chokes you up.
Things I Like:

Deep and meaningful conversations about life, philosophy, the world... Cuddles :D Being with friends Movies most people have never heard of Being the first to find a band that everyone gets into Music. Pretty much all music too. I'm not too fussy! Crazy psychadelic games that threaten seizures!
Thing I Dislike: Rudeness, arrogance, ignorance Marrow Being on my own The winter Aliens (they might be evil!) Being woken by assholes playing loud music
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My Interests

Thinking up ways to kill people and get away with it. Writing shitty letters and emails to big important companies and getting freebies. WWE. Fuck YES! Resident Evil 4 *drools* Beating people at the Spongebob Squarepants movie game ^_^ Download festival! *jizz* Hotdogs... mustard stylee Going through the music channels with all the old 80's and 90's music on them, having a laugh at George Michael and being astounded by Snow's rapping ability Planning our kids names... this is so fun, because after a few serious ones, they get so ridiculous... Cleetus? Gizzelle? Lemonade

I'd like to meet:

The Real Men In Black! Matt Stone and Trey Parker ET - I hate ET and would like to end his days Chino Moreno (my own personal Morissey) Rey Mysterio Jnr AFI (again!) Matt and Jeff Hardy Alexisonfire so I can lick them like the naughty puppies they are! Amy Dumas (Aka Lita) so I can moonsault her on the face!

Music:

AFI 36 Crazyfists Avenged Sevenfold Atreyu Trivium Drowing Pool Machine Head Taproot Mudvayne Dillinger Escape Plan Foo Fighters Led Zeppelin Billy Idol trust Co American Head Charge Breaking Benjamin Fightstar Marilyn Manson Offspring Taking Back Sunday Killswitch Engage Zebrahead Goldfinger Powerman5000 Punish Yourself Mindless Self Indulgence Puddle of Mudd Tenacious D Mad Capsule Markets Greenday Blindto Cradle of Filth Lamb of God Caliban Everytime I Die Bullet For My Valentine The Used Earthtone9 Paradise Lost Type O Negative Portishead Deftones The Smiths Transplants The Cure Placebo Blink182 Nine Inch Nails Dragonforce RHCP Megadeath Alice In Chains David Bowie Murderdolls Deathstars In Flames Rob Zombie/White Zombie Limp Bizkit Rage Against The Machine Funeral For a Friend. Alexisonfire Pink I am Ghost
Demonbreed. Better than any band you'll be in. Ever.

Movies:

Anything by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider...fucking funny pair. The Anchorman. To get a little generic, The Crow, Interview With The Vampire
Bram Stoker's Dracula. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Kill Bill. The Japanese Ring films. Basically anything Tartan Asia because they always fucking rule. The Japs had a good thing going when they started making horror films, believe me! True Romance Silent Hill (after a couple of watches, it RULES!) The original Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory!!! The Dark Crystal, The Labyrinth and The Goonies!

Television:

That 70's Show Scrubs Everybody Loves Raymond South Park The League of Gentlemen CSI

Books:

My Favourite Books are! Memnoch The Devil - Anne Rice The Talisman - Stphen King and Peter Straub Memoirs of a Geisha

Heroes:

'Nuff said

My Blog

The End

After being completely fucked off that Markie has jumped for Nathan so soon after me breaking up with him (and vice versa, lets not just pass the blame to one person) I've decided that I dont want or ...
Posted by Loz on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:53:00 PST

All about me... my life

Lauren Relph. Age 20. I was born on the 5th June, 1986 in Pembury Hospital, Tonbridge Wells. My dad shortly jumped ship after wards, having not wanted me in the first place. He wanted me aborted, and...
Posted by Loz on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:09:00 PST

Bad Dreams

I've been having really horrible and bad dreams lately. Probably because the massive shift thats just occurred in my life. But jesus, last night was really bad! I had a dream I was living in Dover, wi...
Posted by Loz on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:17:00 PST

Santa Clause is...

Oooh You better shout You better not cry You better not pout and I'm telling you why Santa Clause is DEAD! ...
Posted by Loz on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:39:00 PST

Hurt

I'm sorry. I dont know what else to say.
Posted by Loz on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST

Twiglets. Incubus. Music Addiction

What in the hell do Twiglets taste of? Its not Marmite. I must know! Answers on a postcard! I'm listening to Incubus' new album. Tis very good. I'm also very very very addicted to Alexisonfire. Very a...
Posted by Loz on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:29:00 PST

Salad!

I wonder what it would be like to be a lettuce leaf in a bowl, and have you drizzle your dressing over me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by Loz on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

Dont worry, I fell for you too

My eyes grow ever heavier and I cant seem to drift off into my own private world. I want to climb into bed.I want to sleep. And dream of you. And I'll wake up, and there'll be a message waiting for me...
Posted by Loz on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:45:00 PST

Biting back

Somethings kinda annoy you without meaning to, which is fair enough. But I can't help but feel annoyed that Nathan posted details of our private life on his myspace journal. For those of you that...
Posted by Loz on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

In Remembrance

I would just like to write this post not only in remembrance to those who lost their lives today 5 years ago, but to voice my opinions of the whole situation. First off, tonight I will be sending...
Posted by Loz on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:42:00 PST