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Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery

Who needs big tits when you have an ass like this?!

About Me


Some fun facts about Miss Elle!
1. Miss Elle is a loving, caring person who likes to make friends. Please message her first and get to know her, becuase unless you already know her you cannot add her as a friend :)
2. Miss Elle is who she is, no-one can change that. If you don't like her, thats tough.
3. Miss Elle likes Lush products. Its true. They are Lush!
4. Miss Elle values her friends. They are each and everyone very special, and dear to her heart. She cares about them all a great deal, and although she does not see them as much as she would like, she's always at the other end of a phone/on MSN for them when they need her.
5. Miss Elle is a geek. She loves Dungeons and Dragons RPG PC Games, and recently completed Neverwinter Nights, the first game she has ever completed. She has now completed Shadows of Unrentide, the NWN expansion pack, and is currently playing IceWind Dale. She is also still playing Pharoah, a game she's been playing since she was 14... and still, has not completed!
6. Miss Elle does not lie. Lies hurt more than the truth. Miss Elle would rather be told the truth, than a lie.
7. Miss Elle does not drink alcohol, smoke or do drugs (other than the prescribed ones). This is probably why she gets mistaken for being 18, instead of 23.
8. Miss Elle likes to play PowerPets. She has an Emperor Penguin called James5MilesHigh, a Labrador Retriver called Ozzy_Dog, an aardwolf called Lothar23 and has adopted a Kangaroo from the public shelter that she named james_elle. She is a proud citizen of Labrador City. She has gained Elite status, has a mini Labat called Winged_Daemon and is now trying to work towards Supreme Elite! If you are interested in playing PowerPets, please feel free to use the link below. Let Miss Elle know that you have signed up, and she will add you as a Power Pal :)
9. Miss Elle has a small obsession with bats. She has quite a collection of bats at her parents house! Her gorgeously stunning boyfriend James FiveMilesHigh won't let her move them into the flat though :(
10. Miss Elle cares a lot about the enviornment. She tries to recycle as much as she can, and tries not to waste energy by keeping electrical goods on standby. Miss Elle is trying to do her bit for the World.
11. Miss Elle feels that she was born in the wrong century. She much admires the Victorian way of life, when men were men, and held doors open for women, and treated women with the respect they deserve. Yes, Miss Elle admires chivalry!
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My Interests

Miss Elle likes:

1. Knitting.
2. Shotokan karate.
3. Reading.
4. Watching Disney films.
5. Listening to decent music.
6. Playing PowerPets.
7. Stars.
8. Learning new things.
9. Being happy.
10. Knowing her friends are happy.
11. Roses.
12. Romantic things like sunsets, strolls along the beach, random presents just becuase, "I just called to hear your voice"...
13. Grrrl boxers!
14. Random words, like onomatopeia and phantasmagorical.
15. Toffee Knobs *giggles*
16. James FiveMilesHigh *more giggling*

I'd like to meet:

Miss Elle would like to meet real, sincere, traditional, romantic, non-lying people to share her life with. People who are accepting of her, and can handle her anger, jealousy and the huge amount of love she has in her heart.

Music:

Miss Elle's Music tastes:

Ozzy Osbourne, The Wildhearts, HIM, Matt Good, The Cure, Judas Priest, Avenged Sevenfold, The Sisters of Mercy, Marilyn Manson, Scissor Sisters, The Rasmus, Goo Goo Dolls, The Dresden Dolls, U2, Busted, Einsteifen, DemonBreed, Jesus Fix (hell yeah!), No Doubt, Daniel O'Donnell and Jake Coco *sex wee*.

Special songs to Miss Elle and James FiveMilesHigh:
1. "Best Love Song I Ever Wrote" Jake Coco
2. "Old TShirt" Jake Coco
3. "Name" Goo Goo Dolls
4. "Iris" Goo Goo Dolls
5. "Unemployed Boyfriend" Everclear
6. "Its All Coming Back To Me Now" Meatloaf

Movies:

Miss Elle's favourite movies are:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Labyrinth, Willow, any Carry On, any Disney, and anything with Alan Rickman in.

Television:

Miss Elle's favourite TV shows are:

JAG, JAG, JAG, JAG, NCIS, Time Team, Desperate Housewives, The Munsters, The Addams Family, Unfabulous, Zoey 101, Bless This House, George and Mildred, Man About the House (and other various 70s sitcoms) and Friends. Did she mention JAG?

Books:

Miss Elle's favourite authors are:

1. Jilly Cooper.
2. Jane Austen.
3. Christian Jacq.
4. George Orwell.

Heroes:

Miss Elle's heroes:

1. Tony Robinson. He is fun, energetic, gets so excited by history... Miss Elle adores this man.

2. The original Carry On team. Miss Elle adores Kenneth Williams, Sidney James, Charles Hawtrey, Hattie Jacques, Bernard Bresslaw and the rest coz they make her laugh! "Oh Matron!"

2. Her boyfriend: James FiveMilesHigh. He's so caring, kind, gorgeous and generous. Miss Elle loves James FiveMilesHigh from the bottom of her heart, and adores living together with him :)

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My Blog

Miss Elle makes an update oooo

Heylo from the wonderful world of Miss Elle! Whats been going on here? Well, I handed in my notice at work, and will be finishing on May 30th. Just not enjoying things anymore, and I want to concentra...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:57:00 PST

Miss Elle apologises

I have been tardy at keeping you all informed at what I'm doing. I've been promoted at work (again lol) and am now supervisor. More money! YAY! In case you haven't seen my ring, here is a picture: My ...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:57:00 PST

Miss Elle says Happy New Year!

Greetings all you wonderful people! So 2008, can I get a woot? Wow, I never seem to update. So busy busy busy. Work, college, James... Its like having a child :P Anyways, did I tell you about my birt...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:02:00 PST

Miss Elle writes to Santa

Dear Santa, I've been a very good girl this year, having endured a lot from my friends but trying to rise above it and try to see that all they want is to be happy. I've also tried to be nice to the s...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:07:00 PST

Miss Elle writes a poem!

Its been a couple of years since I've written a poem, so don't expect much ok? ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Mist Mist over the waters, Ethereal...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:51:00 PST

Miss Elle wonders about her birthday...

Just in case people are wondering what to get me, here be a list of things I wouldn't mind recieving :D 1. http://www.naturallythinking.com/catalog/aromatherapy-carrie r-oils-c-72_27.html Apricot kerna...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:09:00 PST

Miss Elle figures... lets update!

Yeah, keeping a blog is like... such hard work! I barely have time to sleep these days :P Um. Whats been going on? I've been working lots (management trainee don't you know?), I've had my contract put...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:48:00 PST

Miss Elle finally updates her blog proper like :P

Shit. Its been a while since I properly filled you all in my life isn't it?! April was the last update :P So yeah. I did my exams. That was bloody scary. Trying to find people to be my "bodies" was a ...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:57:00 PST

Miss Elle does a quiz over a couple of days...

 1. While driving down the street, looking for an address, do you turn the radio down?I don't drive, but I probably would to aid concentration. Music is distracting! 2.If you could hug one person...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

Miss Elle takes a quiz about James FiveMilesHigh

01) Who is your number 1? James FiveMilesHigh 02) Have you met their mum? Yup, she's ace! I love her :) 03) Where did you first meet? Technically we met via MySpace... But our first face to face meeti...
Posted by Miss Elle - Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:37:00 PST