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Nina

Time to find a Scotsman, get him to stand on his hands and shout How's that for a Shuttlecock?

About Me

I'm Nina, I'm bald, I paint my head green, I have the ability to fly unaided, I only eat pink food and keep taking a bang to the head! What am I here for? 2 kebabs, no chilli and a pint of semi skimmed! Have you got change?

Ok, Ok,Ok, but that is quite feasible, well not the pink food bit but the rest uh-hu!

I'm a dramatist. I write for the radio, stage and TV. I also write and publish sardonic( oh big word I like it?) poetry

I'm the great niece of Sir Terence Rattigan, so apparently this is my destiny. Talk about pressure... I actually wanted to be a Zoo keeper! There goes my fetish for wellies! My calling cards The Pan Clan, If I jump in this fountain, The one with the plastic leg, Angelina Jolie (Not), I want to be a pink Womble!
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My Interests

Chi Kung, The inner workings of a Dalek, Aikido, In-growing toe nails, 10p mixups, Bathroom reading, Charity stuff. Conducting Rossini in the bath And sonic screwdrivers!

I'd like to meet:

I'm a self confessed Nolan's Fan. So it had to be the Nolan's. Brian Blessed, Robin Williams in a shower! (I didn't say it had to be turned on. I mean the shower doesn't have to be turned on. Get your mind out of the gutter!) oh, another one Patrick Dempsey, Mmmm! I think I'm into older men Gabriel Bryne in a dog collar! This is turning into my drunken shag list. Anyone with a dog collar and no sense of shame! /tr

Music:

Queen,Metalica, Big Band Swing, Some classical (blow up in your face classical) Tchaikovsky 1812, Rossini, Karl Jenkins

Movies:

1941, The Producers, French without tears, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I'm a war Bird so I love movies like, A bridge too far, The battle of Britain, Where eagles dare, The guns of Navarone.

Television:

Don't really watch much TV. I'll stop for Doctor Who, Loose Women and Friday night with Jonathon Ross.
You Have Your Emotions in Check
You are an incredibly stable and happy person.
Ever consider being a therapist?
You have figured out how to keep a positive outlook, no matter what.
You don't have an easier life than anyone else. You just have figured things out a little more. Can You Keep Your Emotions in Check?

Books:

Memoirs of an Infantry Officer - Siegfried Sassoon Enid Blyton, The faraway Tree Series, Harry Potter J.K. Rowling a

Heroes:

Sir Terence RattiganBrian Blessed

My Blog

Warts and All

I deleted loads of my blogs by accident and several people have asked me to put this back on. So Warts and All as requested. --> --> --> -->A radio station  contacted me before Christmas an...
Posted by Nina on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:03:00 PST

How to petrify a man, ask him what hes thinking????

I've just discovered men don't think like us women! Now I know you're probably thinking "yah Nina, where have you been for the last 32 years?" but I've always seen men as a function not as a living-br...
Posted by Nina on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST

And people say I'm mad?

Just spent 7 hours with my family and have come to this conclusion. they are NUTS, CRACKERS, LOOPY, I WAS ADOPTED (I hope or I'm going to be as mad as they are?) Damn, I'm going to be as mad as they a...
Posted by Nina on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:49:00 PST

Profundity, I hope you can cope?

A friend of mine is in hospital with a fractured skull from falling down an esculator while having a seizure. This friend is one of these trophy girlfriends! She's gorgeous and her fella is a wealthy ...
Posted by Nina on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST

I'm not eccentric, am I?

Have you ever stood and looked at your personality in a mirror and seen something totally different to what you believe you are? OK having a weird day! Four people called me eccentric?  Now...
Posted by Nina on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:25:00 PST

What the hell is up with you men part II

Ok, I wrote part one to this about 3 weeks ago to some men in my life and men in general who were confusing me and I gave you all the opportunity to let me know what was going on? I've been patient, I...
Posted by Nina on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:34:00 PST

Talk like what Mother, Im calling bloody Bingo?"

OK RANT, RANT , RANT Rant about my Mother so I can release! Now before I tell you this I must advise you that I am a 32 year old woman, with my own house, car, dogs, hover & Tardis! I won'...
Posted by Nina on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:53:00 PST

What is up with you Men?

What the hell is it with you men? Hmm, Hmm, yes you, I'm talking to you? What is it with you lot? You're more premenstrual than a group of teenage girls, more bigoted than my brother in law at a gay...
Posted by Nina on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

Morning all, is Sex Ed is the lesson of the day?

Morning all! DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA Yes the police had my street cordoned off this morning due to bomb threats. So while I was curtain twitching as you do when the bomb disposal unit are around I get a ...
Posted by Nina on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

Buy a F***ing Goat then!

It's a wonderful Saturday morning, the sun was out, the birds were singing. Hang on we're in Newcastle! Well there could have been? I'm trying to set the picture for you. Please tolerate me for a minu...
Posted by Nina on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST