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Barry

I'm too sexy for my host! Too sexy by far!!

About Me

Hi there, my name is Barry Circulation. I am a Dust Mite. More specifically i am a Dermatophagoides. That is my nationality.Just to set the record straight about me: Unlike some other kinds of mites, I am not a parasite of living plants, animals, or humans. I primarily live on dead skin cells regularly shed from humans and their animal pets. Skin cells and scales, commonly called dander, are often concentrated in lounging areas, mattresses, frequently used furniture and associated carpeted areas, and may harbor large numbers of my friends, associates, and general brethren.Also to let you know:I do not like drum and bass.I do not like it when couples make "Dutch Ovens" while in the bed.BTW, I am not really an inch long. I am actually 8 microns long. I wish Tom would have scaling that is smaller then an inch. I like to portray myself in a more accurate sense.

My Interests

Dead skin.Long walks around the comforter.

I'd like to meet:

I am happy to tell for this I like to meet alot of cats and dogs and people and they all have alot of dander for my brethren and I to consume alot. I am happy to tell for this alot I am happy to meet alot of my brethren and they eat alot of dander alot also.

Television:

Full House

My Blog

The Chewbacca Man has alot of dander for my brethren and I to consume

I am happy to tell for this alot that my brethren and I are happy to consume alot of the dander from the cat animals and the dog animals and also the chewbacca man from the space with the star war and...
Posted by Barry on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST

The Oreck man in the dander area is not a happy man for my brethren and I.

..>  I am happy to tell for alot that there is alot of dander in the section of area where the man called the Oreck man is not allowed to go. My brethren and I are happy to consume alot of ...
Posted by Barry on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:10:00 PST

I have a review for the movie called Dune

This movie is about that man who was in the show with the man who walked around on his motorbicycle who jumped over the food place where the man called Ralph Mouth used to hang out next to the jukebox...
Posted by Barry on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:42:00 PST

I have a woman that says the words that she is Barry's girl.

I am happy for the world that this woman that is very nice and wears the glasses like that man in the movie with the time that he said to the cop that "I'll Be Back".  She is placing that she is ...
Posted by Barry on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:38:00 PST

I have a statement about David Hassolhoff

The man who is named David Hassolhoff has a hairdo that looks like it would contain alot of dander and debris. He looks alot to be a dumb man. 
Posted by Barry on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:14:00 PST

I have a review for the show called Welcome Back Kotter

The show is Welcome Back Kotter and the people on it are old and from an old time that was along time earlier then the time now that is here. The hair styles on the people on this show are very old an...
Posted by Barry on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:36:00 PST

A message from Barry Circulation

There is alot of dander to be found on the human body.Rosanna Barr is able to feed millions.Infact there is a casino built on her pillow since there is so much commerce.
Posted by Barry on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:26:00 PST

My motto

I have a new motto. It is called "keeping the dander at bay". It means i eat alot of dead skin and keep it from getting out of hand. Thankyou for your contribution. Have a great day and tomorrow too. ...
Posted by Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The amount of dander on Chewbacca must be tremedous

My brethren that were eating the dander from their hosts that went to see Star Wars in the motion picture building said that they were more hungry when they saw the hairy animal that is called Chewbac...
Posted by Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rosanne Barr and her pillow

There are so many of my brethren on Rosanne Barr's pillow because of all her dead skin that my brethren are looking to build a casino on the pillow.
Posted by Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST