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Dan the Man!

Yo ho, yo ho a drunk pirates life for me!

About Me

Woo. It's me, Dan one of those guys you know?

In any case I try to write here on a regular basis, just no one knows on what time scale its regular yet. Perhaps geological....or maybe perhaps on the monkey scale. I'm here to find old friends, meet and make new friends, and maybe if I'm lucky find myself the right kind of woman.

You can also find my main blog website at http://blog.nonmundane.org/ . If you go to that site you will be able to see all photos and videos and other embedded content that sometimes doesn't survive the cross-posting to my MySpace blog.

I'm single and looking for someone else, preferably not a serial killer and ideally smart and busty, its my weakness like green kyrptonite was for Superman. Being into technology or science or science fiction or being just plain interesting in general is good in my book.

I can be rather opinionated at times. If you ask me my opinion do not be surprised if I tell you that your embarking upon the stupidest quest since The Crusades or something of that vernacular. I care about my friends a lot because, well, they are like my family to me.

I like to party and have a good time. I go out and dance at clubs occasionally. I have no idea if I dance well. I might have rythm, or I could have just slipped on a banana. Watch and find out.

In any case, I'm a rather complicated individual and am not your typical computer geek guy. I'm all kinds of other shades of geek/dork/gamer as well. I've got lots going for me I just don't always boast about it.

I am a pretty easygoing guy I think, and I have no problem with talking to or meeting new people. Just don't be a smartass the first time you IM me and then give totally moronic non-answers to the question of "who the hell are you and why are you talking to me?" because I tend to get a fair number of spammers/morons asking me the strangest shit you have ever seen. So just say "Oh hey I saw you on MySpace" or something like that and we will do just fine.

Oh, and seriously, I have a comic superhero power. I can accurately guess bra sizes usually from just a single photo. My adjunct to that power is an ability to find bras in sizes easily that most folks seem to never be able to find. So if your looking for something you cant find I might be of some help for you.

Don't expect me to read your mind, I stink at it! I do not have a 6-pack. I do not look like anyone in GQ.

My Interests


My Photography , Reading, Partying, Dancing, Computers, civil liberties, computer security, fast cars, friends, hanging out, billiards, foosball, mini-golf, having fun, meeting new people, homebrewing, drinking, writing, renissance faire, SCA, Hollywood Bowl, Spundae

I'd like to meet:

People who can have long conversations on any kind of number of topics. It could be politics, it could be a new movie, it could be about which flavor gummy bears melt the best in microwaves. You just never know!

Ideally I'd like to not have to deal with additional drama in my life but I realize everyone has some baggage to a degree. Its part of human nature I think. If you can roll with mine I can roll with yours.

Someone with a sense of humor and is intelligent! Someone who is honest and enjoys life and likes to do things on the spur of the moment.

If you treat me with respect I will treat you with respect back, it is that simple people!

Music:

The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, U2, They Might Be Giants, Dance, Depeche Mode, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Electronica, Henry Rollins, Trance, Techno, Brian Setzer, Classical, Janis Joplin, Heavy Metal, Marilyn Manson, Paul Van Dyk, Paul Oakenfold, Tall Paul, Wagner, Beethoven, James Brown, The Beastie Boys

Movies:

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Contact, Quills, Highlander, Pi, Ghostbusters, The Godfather, Falling Down, Delicatessen, Weird Science, Shaolin Soccer, The Princess Bride, The Man Who Knew Too Little, The Goonies, Sneakers, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Swingers, Old School, Happy Gilmore, Amadeus, Snatch...cheesey B-movies, the list goes on and on....

Television:

The Apprentice, The West Wing, Battlestar Galatica, Drawn Together, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Iron Chef, Bablyon 5, Star Trek, Red Dwarf, Boston Legal, Junkyard Wars, Enterprise, anything on the Discovery or Hitler/History Channels.

Books:

Sci-Fi, Tom Clancy, Fantasy, Non-Fiction, Douglas Hofstader, Douglas Adams, The History of the KGB, The Art of Deception, Cyrptonomicon.

Heroes:

Einstien, Ghent(RIP 2003), Stephen Hawking, Prof. Mitchell

My Blog

Photos from Rich and Michelle's wedding

I've posted a new article entitled Photos from Rich and Michelle's wedding on my blog Daniel Spisak on Technology.Due to crossposting and formatting restrictions within the MySpace system, the article...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:59:00 PST

It's as if millions of EMO souls cried out in agony....

I've posted a new article entitled It's as if millions of EMO souls cried out in agony.... on my blog Daniel Spisak on Technology.Due to crossposting and formatting restrictions within the MySpace sys...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:45:00 PST

Why I probably won't be renewing my Yahoo! Personal's account

I've posted a new article entitled Why I probably won't be renewing my Yahoo! Personal's account on my blog Daniel Spisak on Technology.Due to crossposting and formatting restrictions within the MySpa...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:12:00 PST

New photos and friends birthdays!

I've posted a new article entitled New photos and friends birthdays! on my blog Daniel Spisak on Technology.Due to crossposting and formatting restrictions within the MySpace system, the article will ...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:11:00 PST

Live Free or Die Super Increadibly M#%^&ing Hard and other nonsense

I've posted a new article entitled Live Free or Die Super Increadibly M#%^&ing Hard and other nonsense on my blog Daniel Spisak on Technology.Due to crossposting and formatting restrictions within...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:46:00 PST

Hello, and welcome to Kwik-E-Mart!

I've posted a new article entitled Hello, and welcome to Kwik-E-Mart! on my blog Daniel Spisak on Technology.Due to crossposting and formatting restrictions within the MySpace system, the article will...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

More information about why I'm single...

I've posted a new article entitled More information about why I'm single... on my blog Daniel Spisak on Technology.Due to crossposting and formatting restrictions within the MySpace system, the articl...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:07:00 PST

Why is it so fucking hard to find someone?

I've posted a new article entitled Why is it so fucking hard to find someone? on my blog Daniel Spisak on Technology.Due to crossposting and formatting restrictions within the MySpace system, the arti...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST

Testes...One, two...three?

I've posted a new article entitled Testes...One, two...three? on my blog Daniel Spisak on Technology.Due to crossposting and formatting restrictions within the MySpace system, the article will not be ...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:49:00 PST

SPAMMER would like to be added as your friend!

Okay people, listen the fuck up. I've had it with you fucking friend spammers and adbots.What am I talking about? I'm talking about the 3-8 emails you get between the hours of 10PM to 5AM almost every...
Posted by Dan the Man! on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:37:00 PST