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About Me


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I am Jen Ashton. My friends call me JJ, my best friend Joey calls me Monkey, and my son calls my DJ PoopyPants.
"I am the quintessential professional artiste'. I live "outside the box." I paint things, draw things, sketch things, cast things, sculpt things, mold things, build things, create things, and imagine things. I even take pictures of things, and print things. I make up things and write things too. And yes, I make a good living doing these things. People actually buy my stuff! In fact, I have clients all over the world who pay top dollar for my stuff!"
... Jen Ashton is a world renown artist and true renaissance woman! As a painter, sculptor, writer and model, she has worked with the likes of famed faces and bodies spanning the globe. After a long stint as a professional painter on the gallery circuit, Ashton went private. Now coined as the “Artist to the Poker Stars” she earns her living painting portraits for the most well known international players in the industry, as well as many other popular celebrities. As a life sculptor, Ashton also casts, paints, and bronzes the bods of some pretty big names! It’s never a dull day at the studio when you see beautiful women, famed athletes, and adult stars lining up to be immortalized. Through the awesome art of life sculpting, she is also able to work with women to help build confidence and renew their body image. After working closely with women in the studio and in the modeling industry, Jen was inspired to create a literary empire based on women’s empowerment. With twelve books written and a publishing deal on the horizon, Ms. Ashton is a natural born leader for women worldwide…and she does it all through art!
As if she wasn’t busy enough, Ashton is now taking her love of fashion to the streets by launching her own line of Custom Hand-Painted Hats! With a successful first month fulfilling orders from New York to Japan, retailing in stores, and capping the heads of celebs from star-studded Sunset Boulevard to the hard-hitting battles of the UFC octagon, there’s no doubt this custom boutique-style venture of hers is destined for greatness! Is there anything this woman can’t do? ...
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BOOKING ME FOR MODELING/PORTRAITURE/PAINTINGS/BODYPAINTING/LIFE SCULPTURE/CUSTOM HATS/ or STYLING PLEASE EMAIL: [email protected]
i am the proud mommy of a handsome lil man, and the proud owner of my own home and cars, all while being self employed and self sufficient: and the only way to do all this is with alot of hard work, dedication, and focus. so as you can see, i am a workaholic and a single mom so i don't have much time for a personal life. unless of course, i am in the dire mood to goof off with my closest, dearest friends.
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i depend on these friends, my man, and my family for all the LOVE and SUPPORT i need to maintain a healthy heart. as a mother, i am only interested in building relationships that secure a solid foundation for me to set a strong example for my son, teaching him the true balance of love. LOVE, in every facet of the word. after all, i am his role model, his provider, his mother, his world.nonetheless...i always try to keep an equal balance of "sexy" and "mommy" so that i never lose sight of who i am as a woman.
i approach both my LIFE and LOVE the Buddhist way, while also incorporating the theory of Quantum Physics into MY UNIVERSE...creating my own daily reality. therefore my world is always exactly as i make it; so that i may enjoy it "as it is" and embrace it every step of the way...the highest highs and the lowest lows. i am constantly learning as i continue to allow myself space to grow, always leaving room for improvement. i am not THE BEST, but day by day, in every way, i'm getting better and better.
i don't "chat" and i do not reply to dating profiles. i AM NOT into "flings" or casual sex proposals. I AM NOT A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS; you needn't offer to SAVE me. just because i live in VEGAS does not mean that i "party" or am available to "hook up". I AM NOT A TOUR GUIDE! please DO NOT ask me to "show you around town." i DO NOT drink or do drugs. i don't judge, but i DO NOT find it attractive so please do not boast about these things to me, its not impressive. Please DO NOT write to me in slang, it's dumb. i really dont want to join your "GROUP". i AM NOT really into TATTOOS, i just have them. I AM NOT A TATTOO ARTIST. i WILL NOT design your tattoo. please do not leave your number, i will not call unless i have asked for your number specifically (which only applies to people i know). i cannot reply to every email, so please DO NOT take it personally, i am just very busy. MY PAGE IS NOT YOUR AD SPACE, please do not promote your company, album, or website in my comment section.
i am an anti-social extravert who likes to just enjoy my immediate company. i am a huge fan of great friendships and quality time. i am extremely playful and sarcastic, but it is always done in excellent taste! i am a hopelessly hopeless romantic and passionate to a fault: when i love, i love hard and fast, and most people have a hard time keeping up with me. i like to stay in and i rarely go out, but when i do....its on!!!
every now and again you'll find me at the lanes bowling like theres no tomorrow. my friends call me J.W. Striker! its really retarded, but something dorky about having a "bowling name" just makes you bowl better...like you belong to some secret bowling society and its your mission to represent them well...haha! i average a pretty strong 195 these days...but i'm always game for a little competition!

My Interests

CW Photography, art, shopping, bowling, swimming, hiking Red Rock, exploring, charity, random spontaneous adventures, gourmet food and fine dining, travel, cultures, quality time and good friends, volunteering at wild animal rescues, UFC and PRIDE fighting.

I'd like to meet:

a GOOD man...please do not confuse this with a hot man, or a young hot man, or a young hot man with a big peepee *although i do have an affinity for men younger than me* a GOOD man is one who is respectful, genuine, sincere, honest, financially AND emotionally stable, secure, confident, ambitious, understanding, chivalrous, and has a heart of gold...the kind of a man who, if married to me, would not just say "i am married," but rather "i am IN LOVE with my wife." AND...i just might have found him!!!

i'd also like to meet new friends and surround myself with beautiful women.

THIS IS MY WORLD...YOU'RE JUST IN IT!

Music:

anything that's real...i have to feel it in my bones to like it. blah blah blah, MT tele-blah.

Movies:

any movie that helps me escape reality for 2 hours.

Television:

Deadliest Catch. forensic and crime documentaries. A&E, Discovery, and Court TV...sometimes Spike. City Confidential, American Justice, 48 hrs hard evidence, new detectives, FBI files, forensic files, psychic detectives, masterminds, north mission road, cops, the first 48...but i also am addicted to MXC on spike and Aqua teen Hunger Force on cartoon network.

Books:

i would rather write a book than read one.

Heroes:

anyone who seeks their dreams and strives to accomplish them whatever the risk or consequence.

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My Blog

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Posted by Deadliest Catch on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:39:00 PST

Now serving BRAINS at Starbucks

Today i pulled up to my friendly neighborhood Starbucks and opted for the drive-thru. After a failed attempt to be my new best friend and upsell me on their latest and greatest concoction, i politely ...
Posted by Deadliest Catch on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:14:00 PST

The horse and cart

I will solemnly admit that the economic recession has begun to effect my career. Seeing that "art" is considered a luxury expense... the current state of the housing market and the dollar during an el...
Posted by Deadliest Catch on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

and the Oscar goes to...

Screw the Oscars, i'm handing out a few of my own Random Awards this season for performances and a job well done...and they have nothing to do with acting! Here is a short list of my award winners for...
Posted by Deadliest Catch on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:38:00 PST

Please dont call me DUDE, dude

I really wanted to retrieve a few of my rants from archival blogs for this one, but i will refrain and start from scratch! DUDE: noun 1. a MAN extremely fastidious in dress and manner.2. a city dwelle...
Posted by Deadliest Catch on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:59:00 PST

milking it

i've been doing alot of thinking lately, and you know how they always say "things are easier said than done?"well, i had quite the epiphany this evening! (at least i believe i did, haha!) call me craz...
Posted by Deadliest Catch on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:18:00 PST

The "L" words

Alas, i have been ressurected from the bloggers tomb with a new Lease on Life, LOVE, Literature, Ladies, Long Lost pals, and Last but not Least...my Libido!!!December closed the year with alot of chan...
Posted by Deadliest Catch on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:10:00 PST

SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!

COREY AND I HOSTED OUR FIRST SNOWBALL FIGHT IN VEGAS!!! ENJOY :) Non-Crappy Starring You! eCards on JibJab...
Posted by Deadliest Catch on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:56:00 PST

To the men who have broken my heart...

Thank you.Thank you for being so selfish, so heartless, so cold. Thank you for your incapabilty to love me in return.Thank you for treating me in a manner that was lesser than I deserved.Thank you for...
Posted by Deadliest Catch on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:56:00 PST

Much Ado...

well since i AM equipped with a pussy, i suppose i can use the phrase "i've been a busy little beaver."  its just not my beaver thats been busy, haha! what i mean to say is...if anyone wonders wh...
Posted by Deadliest Catch on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:08:00 PST