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AND I GET PAID FOR THIS SHIT hOw sWeeT is tHaT?

About Me


THINGS I LIKE TO DO: I love movies, what little time I get with my kids, room service is always nice... The rest I seem to make up as it comes. I'm too old for games and if you're still playin' I'm gonna know it!
COOL PLACES I'VE BEEN: Soccer fields as a coach and player, Divorce Court, X Games, UFC fights, The river, Disney Land, Mexico,(not Magic Mountain, I hate that place), Las Fuentes Mexican Grill and Bar, My bed, Cabo, Vegas, Palm Springs, New York, Morey Beach pool at Mandalay Bay, and a bunch of other places I can't remember...
THINGS TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE I DIE: * Be the best person I can * Kiss Guilt in the face... * Maybe be in a movie * Definately need to sky dive again * Change the world in my subtle way * Get our reality show picked up * Spend more time with my children * Purchase my 12 passenger Gulfstream II * Be totally confused about which vehicle I want to take on my next trip * Debate over which maid I'm gonna give a raise to
GOD: Don't even go there with me cause you will walk away with your jaw dragging! I love it when some dumb ass is balsy enough to knock on my door... Go ahead make my day! Jusus walked on water, Uha... And does anyone still believe the whole Adam and Eve story or are we all in agreement (God or no God) we evolved from a form of ape?
WHAT DO I THINK: I think I am pretty damn lucky...Try not to lie... It hurts you more then anyone else!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests



Money interests me! Always lookin' for ways to get more... Good food, movies, vacation, friends, religion vs. spirituality, what happens when we die? That's enough for now!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone I do meet... It's always a treat. Either way I am always learning from everyone~
SOCCER CHICKS
JASON'S PIE IN THE FACE!
DISNEYLAND AT CHRISTMAS
SELLING SKINNIE FOR A SONG IN VEGAS!

Music:

I love classic rock and Jazz is pretty cool. I want to learn to play the sax. I think it's a sexy instrument...

Movies:

that movie with that cool guy who fell in love with what's her name... oh what's her name, she's beautiful... Anyways they fall in love only to find out that she slept with his friend and then she found out he was a spy and then they faught the bad guys and in a very crucial moment just before the building exploded his lips met hers and they lived happily ever after... What was the name???

Television:

not much time for it but some stuff is cool like CSI and I love "Dog the Bounty Hunter" and there's a few others...

Books:

I have read many a book. Now I find myself reading many a mag to keep up with the trends.

Heroes:

Shit I don't even know anymore... Check back!