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THINGS I LIKE TO DO: I love movies, what little time I get with my kids, room service is always nice... The rest I seem to make up as it comes. I'm too old for games and if you're still playin' I'm gonna know it!
COOL PLACES I'VE BEEN: Soccer fields as a coach and player, Divorce Court, X Games, UFC fights, The river, Disney Land, Mexico,(not Magic Mountain, I hate that place), Las Fuentes Mexican Grill and Bar, My bed, Cabo, Vegas, Palm Springs, New York, Morey Beach pool at Mandalay Bay, and a bunch of other places I can't remember...
THINGS TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE I DIE: * Be the best person I can * Kiss Guilt in the face... * Maybe be in a movie * Definately need to sky dive again * Change the world in my subtle way * Get our reality show picked up * Spend more time with my children * Purchase my 12 passenger Gulfstream II * Be totally confused about which vehicle I want to take on my next trip * Debate over which maid I'm gonna give a raise to
GOD: Don't even go there with me cause you will walk away with your jaw dragging! I love it when some dumb ass is balsy enough to knock on my door... Go ahead make my day! Jusus walked on water, Uha... And does anyone still believe the whole Adam and Eve story or are we all in agreement (God or no God) we evolved from a form of ape?
WHAT DO I THINK: I think I am pretty damn lucky...Try not to lie... It hurts you more then anyone else!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow