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fashion history
haute couture
ready to wear
accessorizing
business
marketing
billiards
scrapbooking
snowboarding
yoga..
pilates
fine dining
travel
religion
health
fitness
nutrition
Ok, so I could do the corny usual "I've already met him ♥" for this section because I have... but that's a bit too annoying for me, amazingly ;) LOl ... To be honest, I really have no intentions of making friends on myspace (never have, never will) That being said - I am always open to making new friends in real life... the good'ol traditional ways like at parties with my good friends or family get togethers - the online thing is just too impersonal for me, but hey it works for some so to each his own. My myspace is really for keeping in touch with friends and family (which YES i really do!!) and of course for publicity. At least I'm honest right? LOL
Now who would I really like to meet?
Every single Haute Couture designer... I mean the real deal (not just your Ready-To-Wear designers, which don't get me wrong, i'd love to mee too)... going way back to the Couturier of all Couturiers - Balenciaga. I'll be a collector one day. You just watch and see ;)
♥An™'s Daily Vents
I'm not a music person (yes, I can hear ya'll gasping as you read this) but really though, I can be in the car for 4 hours and not realize there's no music playing.
Now if you ask me what's in my CD player - R&B
**Monsters Inc.**
wicker park
how to lose a guy in 10 days
sweet home alabama
Closer
my bestfriends wedding
the day after tomorrow
notebook
finding nemo
van helsing
kill bill
all the james bond movies
zoolander
50 first dates
A Lot Like Love
brown sugar
the new police story
raising helen
gigi
breakfast at tiffany's
the lion king
maid in manhatten
13 goin on 30
the wedding planner
all the robotech anime's
clueless
CRASH
initialD
SavingFace
my SASSY
must ♥ dogs
house of fury
sisterhood of the traveling pants
in her shoes
failure to launch
the break-up
lucky # slevin
friends with money
thank you for smoking
diary of a mad black woman
An Inconvenient Truth
desperate housewives
the hills
NFL
UFC
WEC
PRIDEFC
Elite XC
smallville
friends
newlyweds
the simple life
ANTM
project runway
keeping up with the Kardashians
John & Kate plus 8
CSI Miami
Human Weapon
Gossip Girls
Cashmere Mafia
Lipstick Jungle
Snoop Dog's Fatherhood
Throwdown with Bobby Flay
Iron Chef America
The Bible (=
The Devil Wears Prada
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Shopaholic Takes Manhatten
Shoppaholic Gets Married
Shopaholic and Sister
2gether 4ever (notes of a Junior High Heart Throb)
The Dirty Girls Social CLub
Playing With Boys
SLightly Single
Slightly Settled
Slightly Engaged
Can you keep a secret
girl's night in
The Diva's Guide to Selling Your Soul
The Go-To Girl
The Da Vinci Code
the Undomestic Goddess
THE TRUTH ABOUT DIAMONDS
A Total Waste of Makeup
the BreakUp Club
cocktails for three
Plan B
Think and Grow Rich
Shopaholic and Baby
Rich Dad Poor Dad
Cashelow Quadrant
Guide to Investing
Everyone Worth Knowing
L♥VE
We're not crazy, we're just Catholic ;)
- We like to keep Mass interesting. We sit, stand and kneel, in no particular order. Probably just to keep the blood flowing.
- It's not merlot and Ritz they're serving; it's the Flesh and Blood of Jesus. No, really.
- Purgatory.
- We all have at least 20 cousins. On each side of the family.
- Infant Baptism isn't dumb; it's after-life insurance.
- A missal is a book, not a weapon. However, it has been known to pull double duty.
- The signs we make aren't just a mark of respect, they're a lot of fun to do.
- We really like statues. A lot.
- After every confession, everyone hits themselves on the head. This is because they have realized that they forgot that really big sin, and they know that it'll hang over their head til the next time.
- Contraceptives? Why?
- Altar boys continue well into their twenties.
- The 14 Stations has nothing to do with TV.
- "Peace Be With You" is better than a meaningless "How are ya"
- We've always been taught that celibacy til marriage is the only way to go, forever and ever, amen. That being said...
- "Sin on Saturday. Pray on Sunday. Confess on Monday".
- The Virgin Mary is not a God and we don't treat her as such. But she is without sin, gave birth to Jesus and did it without having sex. That warrants more than a little respect.
- We actually get all the jokes in Dogma.
- St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. SNAKES.
- Your knees are more calloused than your feet.
- Priests have been giving us alcohol since we were little kids. No wonder any one of us can drink Protestants under the table.
- The Catholic way of dealing with a mid-life crisis is having another kid.
- Mass is nearly unchanged after almost 2000 years. We're a little stubborn.
- Catholic School Girls. (like ME! Lol)
- Whatever you gave up for Lent, you have it in your hands at 11:59 p.m. Saturday night, counting the seconds til midnight.
- You either love or hate the Stations of the Cross. There is no middle ground.
- We all know Da Vinci code is bogus and inaccurate. Yet we'll still read it if nothing else is goin on.
- We have Midnight Mass so there are no interruptions on Christmas morning
- You've slipped out an Amen after the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Holy Water can kill just about anything. So *** are pretty much screwed if a vampire comes calling.
- There's no way to explain it, but Catholic girls are just scorching hot.
- There's no need for impromptu prayer; you can always fall back on the Rosary.
- It's not uncommon for just one family to take up an entire pew or two.
- Boondock Saints is the greatest movie ever. E-Ver.
- Confession. Enough said.
- When in doubt, do a Hail Mary.
- Who created Family Guy? Oh yeah, a Catholic!
- Whenever anyone in Star Wars saga says "May the Force Be With You", we get the urge to say "And Also With You"
- The Pope does indeed wear a funny hat. But it's way more interesting than Joel Osteen's suit and tie.
- If you see a guy leaning forward, looking half-dead with his head on the pew in front of him... he's not praying. He's hungover and was guilted into coming to Mass anyway.
- Even though you never met her or been to a country she's been in, you're still willing to have "seen" a miracle by Mother Teresa.
- We're the oldest Christian religion. Period.
If you appreciated, chuckled or even smiled at some of these, you're not a wacko. You're just probably a member of the one of the oldest and largest religions in the world.
*You know you're a hardcore Catholic when...*
-you've accidentally genuflected at a place other than church ex. the movie theatre, school auditorium