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JAZZ the Funky Autobot

Do it with style or don't bother doing it.

About Me

"Cyberton's Original Autobot Playah" Chillen and beatin down villians wit my homie Prime and the rest of the Autobot kats.PROFILE: Jazz would be cruising down Bourbon Street in New Orleans or be double-parked outside a cellar club in Greenwich Village soaking up the local sounds if he weren't in the middle of a war. He's a confirmed Earthen culture junkie - he can talk fluently about ballet or break-dancing (although he prefers the latter), and he's always on the lookout for more stuff to turn on to. His knowledge of Earthen ways and his easy adaptability to Earthen environments make him the indispensable right-hand man of his commander, Optimus Prime. He's often given the most dangerous assignments, and, with characteristic coolness, usually pulls them off using something out of his seemingly bottomless bag of tricks. He'd rather dazzle you with style than accomplish a mission the easy way.ABILITIES: In robot mode, Jazz can use his solar-powered photon rifle with deadly accuracy up to a distance of .9 miles from target, and he can shoot it from virtually any physical position he may be in with equal effectiveness. He can also use a combination of his overhead flame-thrower (maximum range of 250 feet), full-spectrum front grill beacon and 180 dB stereo speakers to create a spectacular, disorienting light and sound show. He has been known to glide for more than 3000 feet using his rear-mounted ailerons. His biggest asset is the versatility and cleverness he possesses in using the resources at his disposal.WEAKNESSES: Although Jazz's firepower and strength are weak relatives to that of some of the other Autobots, he more than compensates with his daring and skill. He's prone to be distracted from his primary assignment by Earthen behavior patterns that he finds interesting. This sometimes leads to disastrous consequences.

My Interests

Anything...love to learn bout earth culture...fresh beats, Bboys, and kickin dope STYLE...and those Jive turkey Decepticons, will catch a beatdown...if I ever catch them on Eastside Cybertron!

I'd like to meet:

All my Autobot brothahz and sistahz! And anyone down with the Autobots...WERD!

Music:

Anything FUNKY. Jazz of course. And whatever my homie Blaster bumps back at headquarters.

Movies:

Transformers the Movie

Television:

That reality tv show of us..."Transformers" ........Go Bots...WHO?! Never heard of them.

Heroes:

my homie and leader Optimus prime, James Brown, Style Elements, Rock Steady Crew, Rhythm Bugz, Apollo Creed, John Coltrane, and A Man Called Hero...