Kevatron

My Beloved George Carlin Quotes:
• Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, you eat three meals, you take one good shit and you go back to bed! What's the fuckin' mystery here?
• When you pick something up with your toes and transfer it to your hand, don't you feel, just briefly, like a superior creature? Like you could probably survive alone in a forest for a long time? Just briefly.
• The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves: "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
• People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
• Put two things together which have never been put together before and some schmuck will buy it.
• I've always wanted to be somebody but I should have been more specific.
• Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
• Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
• Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
• If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
• Civilization began its downhill path the day some guy first uttered the words, "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."