Chris

Chris likes being a human.Chris enjoys beauty in all of its forms whether it be the art of paint, the art of words, the presence of a smart and lovely woman, or the boundless beauty of our planet.Chris will say things that make people feel uncomfortable.Chris has a problem with authority, and what seems an inherent mistrust of anybody in power.Chris has running conversations with the asshole newscasters on his television set.Chris will not eat jello, or nato, or anything that resembles his snot for that matter.Chris enjoys comedy with shock value and cynicism.Chris believes in treating his fellow humans with respect, unless, of course, they are a douche bag.Chris doesn't believe that nature, or the universe for that matter, has a sense of fairness or justice. It just exists. There is no good and bad, right or wrong. Get used to that, and it might save you some heartache.Chris is a mad driver, and if you've seen him on the road, he was probably cutting your slow ass off - no offense.Chris can be hypocritical at times, but he never takes himself too seriously - so you shouldn't take him seriously either.Chris thinks we're lucky as fuck to be on the Earth and to be alive, and we should all try to keep that in mind to help us enjoy what we got. Peace!