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what the funk?

a foot on the muff is worth two in the face

About Me

Bill Hicks' thoughts on Jay Leno and selling your soul. BOOM! His brain splew out, forming an NBC peacock on the wall behind him. Cos he's a company man to the bitter fucking end. It all started when he did the Doritos commercial. Here's the deal, folks. You do a commercial. you're off the artistic roll call for ever. End of story. OK? You're another corporate fucking shrill, you're another whore at the capitalist gang-bang. And if you do a commercial, there's a price on your head, everything you say is suspect, and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink. (makes choking, then splashing sound) Selling Doritos on fucking TV. What a fucking whore. And not even when he needed the money, either. You know, if you're a young actor, OK, I'll look the other way. But the guy, you know, he makes 3 million a year, he decides to hawk Doritos to make MORE money. You don't get enough money, you fucking whore? You gotta sell SNACKS to fucking BOVINE AMERICA now? 'Hi everyone, I'm Jay Leno. Anyone remember when I was... when I was funny? Here, eat Doritos. They're good-' (makes choking sound). Satan fucking him in the ass on national TV. (snorting and snarling)__________________________Bill Hicks, Live at Laff Stop, Austin, TX, and Cobbs, San Francisco, CA (Spring & Summer 1993)..LES KILIMAMBOGO, MKAMBA'S DAY

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Music:

Member Since: 12/20/2006
Band Website: alainfinkielkrautrock.com
Band Members: Lowest of the low, scum of the earthDunsinane Hill

Influences: Grandmaster Flash, Africa Bambatta, the Juan MacLean, ohio players, chromeo, herbie hancock, brass construction, 747's, Alexander Robotnick, Daft Punk, Carl Craig, t-connection, the Meters, Miles Davis, Frank Zappa, Jimi Hendrix, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Emperor Machine, Erol Alkan, Dr Lee and the Sufi Girl, Parliament, George Clinton, Air, Mr Scruff, The Remains, the Beatles, Superthriller, Kraftwerk, Jaques Lu Cont, the Commodores, Bob Marley, Jamiroquai, Terranova, Slam, Jori Hulkonin, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Queen, Andrew Weatherall, Pink Floyd, etienne de crecy, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Damian Lazarus, Morgan Geist, Keith Jarrett, the B-Sharps, Vitalic, Happy Mondays, Stone Roses, Dr. Lektroluv, Sly and the Family Stone, James Brown, bootsy collins, Graham central station, lonnie liston smith, the Gorgeous Colours, the Mars Volta, LCD Soundsystem, Ham Beast, yazoo, ImpLOG, Seven Deadly Skins, Nine Ince Nails, WAR... etcFunky drummer

Sounds Like: Sounds like under water music. ____________________________________________________________ ___________This is a slide guitar busker from Grafton street in Dublin. I dig his style, got the whole cowboy thing going on. Slide Guitar Busker

Record Label: Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
Type of Label: Major

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