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R2Beer2®

A Bottle in Front of Me is Better than a Frontal Lobotomy

About Me

Happily promoting a more beer friendly atmsophere for all!

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You Are Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place. What's Your Beer Personality?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: RBeer2 - but you call me anything but late for dinner
Birthday: A long time ago...no really...
Birthplace: In a land far, far away....I'm a Texan
Current Location: Austin, Texas - something keeps drawing me back!
Eye Color: Clear ~ Blue/Green
Hair Color: Brown - A little gray too and I'm not vain enough to use Grecian or Rogain.
Height: I'm 2'....my human master is 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Does it look like I have hands??? My human is Ambi!
Your Heritage: They didn't call America the "Melting Pot" for nothing...but I'm Scottish and Irish...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Running shoes...cross trainers...cowboy boots.
Your Weakness: Salsa...pretty eyes, expressive smiles...and sharp, intelligent wit...
Your Fears: what is fear?
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme! My Human likes Cheese, says something about the power of cheese...I know nothing of this!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Control the Internet!!! My human justs wants to stay fit and healthy...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ??? or ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: First thought - Damn it's morning, competitive sleep practice is over - Second thought - Cool I woke up...the planet didn't get blown in to oblivian...
Your Best Physical Feature: I think its my hands...others say my lips or well, nevermind :)
Your Bedtime: what's that? :) My human is an adult...he doesn't observe such rules!
Your Most Missed Memory: I have a perfect memory...my human...something about his greatgrandmothers angelfood cake...
Pepsi or Coke: Beer Dammit!!!!! Does this look like a pepsi page to you???
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither...fast food is evil and makes you fat!
Single or Group Dates: Bots don't date...my human master says he isn't the sharing type when it comes to this thing you call dating
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...PG Tips, 100gunpowder or Green tea, non of that commercial crap...
Chocolate or Vanilla: hahahahahahaha......depends on "what" you mean...I'm not opposed to ice cream, but my human master says vanilla only when it comes to dating...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee....
Do you Smoke: What? ;)
Do you Swear: I was a Marine so what the hell do you think?...actually only when I hurt myself or when someone hurts my friends...
Do you Sing: Not around humans..mostly in the shower...used to in a band but then I joined the Marines and the voice just went!
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice if I have been working out...or if any other activity warrents it!
Have you Been in Love: Excuse my human masters French...but he said "Fuck love! I'll stick with beer....beer doesn't cheat, lie or steal, it doesn't walk out or go to sleep when I'm in the mood...no unless I find the right one, then fuck love!!!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, used the t-shirt to wash my car..
Do you want to get Married: Are you nuts...I have been done that road...took a long damn time to get back....if I go down that road again...it had better be with the right woman...
Do you belive in yourself: Of course! If I don't, who will...besides my kids...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope....I jump from safe planes!
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really...but then those who say I am must see something I don't...
Are you a Health Freak: WTF are you asking...??? I'm healthy...but a freak... ;) I'm not admitting to anything...
Do you get along with your Parents: I suppose, they're dead...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Can't get enough....Great to watch...better to .... hahahaha you almost made me say it!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: The Guitar...a very long time ago...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what???
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Should I plead the 5th now?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I plead the 5th....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'll never admit to it...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They come in bags...and no, I didn't eat the bag or the cookies...I'm not big into cookies.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage...you ready for this performance???
In the past month have you been Dumped: No....guys in kilts do not get dumped...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not this time of year...you nuts? Ever heard of shrinkage? That's for the summertime!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not me...I have a good moral compass.
Ever been Drunk: Okay I left my compass home once...that is all I wil admit too....
Ever been called a Tease: All the time...don't understand why :)
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Was this asked already? or is there some esoteric difference between shoplifting and stealling that wasn't taught in my ethics classes?
How do you want to Die: Quietly, quickly and asleep like my grandfather....not screaming in panic stricken fear like the helpless passengers in his flaming car hurdling through the air at 100mph!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Why do I have to grow up? Grow up...??? I don't think so...I discussed this at length with my inner child we agree that while maturity is important, we need to have fun too!!! Okay....I'll be an artist or cartoonist when I decide to grow up...
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go back to a few....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any...as long as both eyes are there...and properly spaced...I don't hang out with people from the backwoods of WV! (and if your from WV and you are using a computer to see this, then I'm not talking about you am I???
Favourite Hair Color: Any, it's more about smiles and eyes...and the intelligent brain!
Short or Long Hair: Any - actually as long as it suites the individual it doesn't matter.
Height: Under 5'10"
Weight: Proportionate to height...no cows please...if you can't stay away from the damn buffet line we don't have much in common...
Best Clothing Style: Natural.... :) Seriously it depends on what we are doing...dressing up and going out or dressing down and hanging out...
Number of Drugs I have taken: Don't do drugs...and yes I know what 4:20 is...
Number of CDs I own: More than you
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 ~ everything else just made me stronger...and the one is not really a regret, just wish I thought it through a little more first.

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I'd like to meet:

Cool people...And my hero!

And you thought he talked funny because he was some kind of esoteric monk? No...his ass was drunk as hell!!!

Movies:

Go check out Mr. Brooks...it is very Twisted!!!

Books:

My tastes in reading are very diverse...I enjoy all kinds of books...any Asimov, especially his first -The Caves of Steel and his Foundation Series, The Once and Future King by TH White, Time Machine by HG Wells, The Hobbit/The Lord of the Rings- J.R.R. Tolkien, CS Lewis's The Chronicles of Narnia...I also liked The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul by Douglas Adams (and his Hitchhiker series)For non fiction - just about any autobiography...Sun Tzu's Art of War (its not just about war!) Books that open new horizons in thought and experiences...

Heroes:

Single Parents...especially Dads who actually give a damn about their kids. That goes for Moms too....Anyone serving in the Armed Forces regardless of your view on the war. People who brave adversity and make changes in their lives...people who stand up for what they believe in EVEN if I disagree with them.

My Blog

Hymn 365...

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater em...
Posted by R2Beer2® on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:35:00 PST

My Oath of Friendship...

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?  Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of truefriendship. You wi...
Posted by R2Beer2® on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:21:00 PST

Why I fucking hate Cottage Cheese!

I have been asked this question numerous times because of comments I have made and I promised everyone that asked an answer....So gather round and I'll tell you a tale of impending doom for a young 10...
Posted by R2Beer2® on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

Do you Home Brew?

I love Beer...Duh, right? I'll try any beer at least twice. One of the things I do is homebrew for the fun of it...I'm not out to become a microbrewer or anything, I just like to have fun and experi...
Posted by R2Beer2® on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

Welcome to the R2Beer2 Blog...

LifeBeer is life...Life is peace...No BEER, No Peace.Know BEER, Know Peace!Ahhh....now this is life! ...
Posted by R2Beer2® on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST