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iChris

A soft cock in your ass is not gay - Louis C.K.

About Me

I have been working for N.A.M.B.L.A. for 13 years. I have worked my way through the "back door" up to the top. I am now the V.P. of California N.A.M.B.L.A.. My work makes me very hard. Most of the time I work very late into the night. All of my work is done .. and with E-mail's, I only type with one hand when I am looking at pic's so it take me a little longer to do my work. The best part of my job is all the work I do with kids, they make me so happy. Most of the time I work with 11 to 15 yearold boys. We have a x box 360 on a on a 72" LCD TV, they love to cum over and play with my box. The other very cool thing about my job, is that I have been on T.V. a few times. The where all on Date Line on NBC. The only bad part of my job is that every time I move I have to let every one in the new town that I am moving in. They put my pic up all or town, so every one knows to cum meat me. I also wanted to get a part time job as a mall Santa, but they said they did not need me, I will try again next year. I do have some college, even though it is not needed for my line of work. I attended classes at both Grossmont College and College of the Desert. The college I learned the most at was an over seas program in Berlin. It was at the Hitler College for Holocaust Studies. I learned so, so much there. All of the classes where about WWII and the "Holocaust". What we did there was to play "devils advocate" about the whole holocaust thing. Are job was to see if we could prove that it never happened. We showed that there were many Jews killed, but it was from the war and not from any camps. The only camps that any Jews where put in, were the "Happy Camps". They got to play games there, have arts and crafts and they where kept very clean, they where given showers all the time. The Jews went to these camps so they would not be shot or killed by bombs. I think it was very nice for Hitler to set up all of the camps. Also here in America we had the same camps for people from Japan. The best part of the year was when super star Mel Gibson came and talked with us. He told us the work we where doing was great and that it would make the world a better place for all white men of God who love Jesus and who's people did not kill him. When the year was over we all got "SS" pins, they stand for super smart. It was the best year of my life. I was offered a chance to go talk at a conference in Iran this month (Dec 06), they are talking about all of the things that I learned in Berlin, and because I was at the top of my class they wanted me very bad. But i had N.A.M.B.L.A. work to do so i could not go, it made me sad. Things are going very well for me now and I could not be happier. If you would like to join N.A.M.B.L.A. or want info about the Hitler College for Holocaust Studies, send me a e-mail.

My Interests

(The Opie & Anthony Show XM 202) (opieandanthony.com) (ratemywow.com) (foundrymusic.com) (eatabullet.com) (cringehumor.net) (colbertnation.com) (X Box 360) (My 2006 Acura TL) (USC Trojans Fight On!) (Chicago White Sox 2005 World Series Champs) (Chicago Bears) (Chicago Bulls) (Chicago Blackhawks) (XXX Porn) (Snuff Flims) (Donkey Shows) (Seeing a Girl do D.V.D.A.) (To Give Out Yellow Treats)

I'd like to meet:

Opie & Anthony, Jim Norton, Bill Burr, Stephen Lynch, Jay Mohr, Patrice O'Neal, Louis C K, Steven Colbert, John Stewart,Mahmud AHMADI-NEJAD, Kim Jong-Il, Scott Peterson, Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson, David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, George W. Bush,

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Tell Me about Yourself - The Survey
Name C. Michael Cuneo
Birthday All of the people who follow me say it is dec 25th
Birthplace In a dumpster
Current Location Closer to a Jr High School then allowed by law
Eye Color Bloody-stool brown
Hair Color What hair
Right Handed or Left Handed Tug with my right, ball tickle with my left
Your Heritage My Isish great grandmother was tea bagged by a Hun, which by default makes me a silly goose
Your Weakness An invalid laying sideways with her mouth open
Your Fears That I will be over heard making the yummy noise glancing at an older gentleman in a rest area mens room
Goal You Would Like to Achieve This Year I'd like to stop needlessly kicking retarded people
Your Most Over Used Phrase on Instant Messenger Your ass looks amazing in those pull-up diapers
Thoughts When First Waking Up Why does this girl have a cock
Your Best Physical Feature My left ball
Your Bed Time 10 min after my tranny movie ends
Your Most Missed Memory Being face down in a pillow with whiskey being breathed into my face from the side by my uncle
MacDonalds or Burger King Meat is MURDER
Single or Group Dates Single dates and group rape
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate, black girls like it in the ass more
Do you Smoke Only when babysitting
Do You Sing I tend to hum Lionel ritche songs while being raped
Do You Shower Daily Only when i can bring a jew with me
Have You Ever Been In Love never with a girl
Do You Want to go to College Learning is for queers
Do You Want Kids Only after an Amber Alert goes off
Do You Want to Get Married Yes, to Terri Schiavo
Do You Get Motion Sickness Only when having sex with girls over 400lbs
Do You Think You Are Attractive Yes, when compared to burn victims
Are You A Health Freak I take my AZT cocktails every day
Do You Get Along With Your Parents I did til I killed them for insurance money
Do You Play An Instrument I play the spoons and the rape whistle
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol No, but I buy for teens
In the Past Month Have You Taken Any Drugs Cialis and AZT
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date Do prostitutes count
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box of Oreos Why would I eat a box of black people who act white
In The Past Month Have you Eaten Sushi No, but I store it in my girlfriends underpants
In The Past Month Have you Been On Stage Yes, in T.J. with a donkey
In The Past month Have You Dumped Yes, on a prostitute's chest
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping 7 times in the kiddie pool
Ever Been Drunk Only when I drive
Ever Been Called A Tease A cancer patient once called me that while I dangled morphine over his face
Ever Benn Beaten Up On a playground by a group of concerned parents
Ever Shoplifted I once smugled a gerbil out of a pet store without useing my hands
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up Dominica Drug Lord
Any Tattoos Yes, 7 tear drops under my eye
Best Clothing Style torn off
What You Like In Another Boy or Girl
Favourite Hair Color Brown with blood and cum in ti
Favourite Eye Color Black and Blue
Height Under 4 feet
Weight 75 lbs and willing to vomit
A Boy Or A Girl Who ever is more willing at the time
1st Favourite Thing To Do In Bed Anal sex, with no lotion
2nd Favorite Thing To Do In Bed D.V.D.A.
3rd Favorite Thing To Do In Bed Yellow treats anyone
4th Favorite Thing To Do In Bed Two girls and a goat
5th Favorite Thing To Do in Bed Gang rape
Thanks To Lil Jim Norton Your the best!

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Music:

The Dan Band, Stephen Lynch Superball Challenge!

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Television:

(COMEDY SHOWS)(1. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia--FX) (2. Crub Your Enthusism--HBO) (3. South Park--Comedy Central) (4. Entourage--HBO) (5. Family Guy--FOX)(NEWS)(1. The Colbert Report--Comedy Central) (2. The Daily Show with John Stewart--Comedy Central)(DRAMA)(1. 24--FOX) (2. The Sopranos--HBO) (3. Rescue Me--FX) (4. The Shield--FX) (5. Nip/Tuck--FX) (6. Prison Break--FOX) (7. Grey's Anatomy--ABC) (8. The Wire--HBO) (9. Rome--HBO) (10. The Apprentice)USC at Notre Dame 2005

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Books:

New legos at LegoLand California.Go get yours today....

Heroes:

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Posted by iChris on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:53:00 PST