Obviously Deadbent

In no particular order, here are some obligatory things to know about me that everyone has to include on their social networking pages:
-I can't stand or get along too well with dumb people.
Such a blanket statement to throw on the populace, I know... but believe me, it's the best word to describe them.
-I'm not the biggest fan of social networking sites. I'm too wretched of an html writer. Refer to this layout for evidence.
-I enjoy cooking because I can cook like the Devil.
-I think typing with proper grammar and punctuation on the internet tells as much about someone as TyPInG liEk tHiS can. oMg11oneone!!! do u no whut i meen?!!!11
-I've a darker and socially unacceptable sense of humor more often than not. It's great for me, but... not so great if you're ultra-sensitive or too cool to laugh at yourself once in a while.
-It's almost impossible to beat me in a video game. Don't ask me, I don't know what it is.
- My friends appear in no particular order of importance here. This myspace was originally set up to keep in touch with the friends outside of Chicago.
-I do not like yellow treats.