'ahh, time for a nap' withered flake, wearily climbing upon his upturned dogcart, and wrapping his one good arm round an oyster. 'Let the funds commence, vorsprung durch technik!'
At that moment, who should appear but sid the thick ear, blapping and bursting and reeking of beer! 'For i'm nobbut an eckle of spiliif do ye hear? And i'll find ye and switch ye and bind ye ne'er fear!
'For f**k's sake' grumbled flake, turning over in his grave like a flymo, 'its bad enough that I *ant write * and * on me bloomin' keyboard', now ah've got this flippin' geezer on me tale!'
*PLUG ALERT!*PLUG ALERT!*PLUG ALERT!*PLUG ALERT!*PLUG ALERT!*
Thankfully, at that moment his good friend dave the vicar arrived, driving a cloud of dust. 'This'll get rid of that chump' he said, whipping out his pocket a copy of flake's newest CD offering, 'Help The Overdog' (available soon on Autumn Ferment records), and quick as a flash, he shoved it in flakes Hi Fi machine. Needles to say, the results were catastrophic...
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