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DMMIJI*

*Don't mind me, I'm just insane...

About Me

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What can I say? The site name says it all...when you go through enough crap in your life, you ask yourself: "Shall I cry...or laugh hysterically?" For me, when the tears would come, the hysterical laughter was never far behind. As a result, I am slavishly addicted to ANYTHING 'Monty Python', 'Beavis and Butthead', Saturday Night Live (the old ones, with John Belushi!)...and any other form of comedy that is outlandish and ridiculous. When you think about it, life ITSELF is a comedy...and since the human race insists on reproducing, that comedy will go on ad infinitum!I had a minister friend who once commented, after a particularly trying day, that..."...human beings are proof that God has a sense of humor..." Amen and Hallelujah to THAT! We are one WEIRD species!I find it difficult to write...speak...LIVE!...without everything moving into humor...more often than not, OUTLANDISH humor. It's what's saved me, literally...and even though yes, I have gone QUITE insane over the years - and I am quite proud of that - I would like to thank each and every comedic talent that contributed to the hilarity that IS my life for that insanity remaining in the 'strange but lovable' category, rather than spilling over into the "be afraid...be very afraid!" classification.So, here I am...and I will be posting writing, opening a forum for discussion, sharing my observations and experiences, and asking you to share YOURS! Welcome to my world...life is a huge comedy, so who are YOU laughing at?Love and hugs and kisses and silly walks, DMMIJI*

My Interests

Observing and remarking in writing, on the absurdities of humanity, everyday occurrences, and just life itself. Reality is so strange, there is no need to make stuff up. Music. Anything and everything, as long as it's original, passionate, and GOOD. Give me a good Monty Python song, and I'll be a very happy lil' ol' camper!
FORUM: This could only happen to ME...!!!

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE who makes me laugh, maniacal, crazed, of-the-wall people who help me to laugh hysterically when it would be perfectly reasonable to CRY hysterically...

Movies:

Animal House, Blues Brothers, ANYTHING South Park or Monty Python...Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks ROCKS!!!)...Wayne's World...

My Blog

Okay, so a 'guard dog', he ain't!

I LOVE my little dog, 'Soulman'.  He's the product of an American Eskimo mother and a Lab mix father...and possesses, I believe, the most endearing traits of both.  Although mostly black, h...
Posted by DMMIJI* on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:54:00 PST

"So my husband locked up the shotgun..."

I have a very dear friend, who is an inspiration and something of a role model to me. She is brash, outspoken, and in-your-face...which is precisely WHY I admire her so. She is solidly devoted to thos...
Posted by DMMIJI* on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:26:00 PST

The Tooth Fairy (and AA...)

Do you know what the tooth fairy looks like?  Lithe, enchanting woodland nymph; fluttering, gossamer wings; sparkling, flowing little dress?  Well, you'd THINK so, wouldn't you?  Not ac...
Posted by DMMIJI* on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:49:00 PST

Flashin' Yazzi....

Did I mention...the 'this could only happen to me' category?  Well, here we go again... The other night, I had me a nice lil' ole' soak in a bubble bath, stepped out of the tub, and went to my co...
Posted by DMMIJI* on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

Sexy girls will come to YOU...

This falls under the "It could only happen to me..." category of my life.  One of my best friends, Mikey, referred to my life as a 'comedy of errors'...he sure hit that nail right square on the h...
Posted by DMMIJI* on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:46:00 PST