Death, Killing, Murder, Macrame, Posing for Sexy Photos, Escorting Lost Souls to Their Final Resting Places, Cooking, Baking, Drinking with the Guys, Attending Car Accidents, Sudden Death Hockey Games, Figure Skating, Painting, Snorting Cocaine, Playing the Lute, Smurfing, Drive by Shootings, Walks in the Park, Swimming, Heckling at the Opera, Making Mud Pies, Sledding, Eating Sand, Breaking Hourglasses, Drinking Alone, Smacking Donkeys, Bitch Slapping Back Stabbing Ho's, Licking Angry Tigers, Snuff Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Pigeon Sex, Peeing on Electric Fences, Stroking the Bone, Warm Bubble Baths, Going to Raves, Slam Dancing at Death Metal Concerts, Bone Crushing Demolition Derbies, Poking Eyeballs with Skeletal Digits, Long Division, Short Division, Joy Division, Joy of Sex, Smoking the Whacky Weed, Digging Pits, Fucking.
Anyone who doesn't piss or shit their pants when they meet me in a dark bar. I just wanna be friends, I swear. Show a little love for the Reaper Man, would ya?
Death, Grim Reaper, Morbid Angel, Killdozer, Death Angel, Dark Angel, Grateful Dead, Dead City Psychos, Blessed Death, Christian Death, Death by Stereo, Killing Joke, Cryptic Slaughter, My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult, Death Cab for Cutie, Napalm Death, Serial Killers, Recipients of Death, Septic Death, Stormtroopers of Death, Ripping Corpse, Cryptkeeper Five, Ghostface Killah, Kill Your Idols, ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Dead Boys, Overkill, Killer Dwarfs, Rocket from the Crypt, Dead Can Dance, Dead Kennedies, Dead Milkmen, Dead Empty, D.O.A., Carcass, Deadly Blessing, Deadspot, Bikini Kill
Faces of Death, Dead Alive, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Poltergeist, Death Becomes Her, Game of Death, Death Valley, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, Death to Smoochie, Dracula, Evil Dead I and II, Army of Darkness, Day of the Dead, Beetlejuice, Cemetery Man, Death Wish, Phantasm, Terror Train, Death Race 2000, Dead Ringers, Better Off Dead, Dead Calm, Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Mort, Reaper Man, Soul Music, Death of a Salesman, Egyptian Book of the Dead, Dead Sea Scrolls, Death on the Nile, The Masque of the Red Death