MST3K

*"Watch it -- we've got Moog synthesizers! We could kill you from here!"* *"Hmmm, a lot of CHRYSLERS on this planet ..."**"Joel, what are these films supposed to teach us?" --- Crow "We're born, we die, & there is a lot of padding in between." --- Joel**"You know, that `Constant Heat Ray' sounds a LOT like a Chevy horn ..." Crow: "Why does the Earth have a shadow?" Tom: "Why are there clouds in space?" Crow: "Why are we watching this?" Tom: "Daddy -- what's Vietnam?"**"Caution, filling is hot -- and alive."**Joel: "In Hollywood, Gamera is considered a triple threat. A performer, director, and monster." Crow: "Kind of like Barbra Streisand."**"No one's legs were ground off in the making of this film."**"How come...Joel, how come they kill all these people but the credits don't get any shorter?"*